Percy_the_dog
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Sharpness kept laughing, attempting to muffle it with a hand and leaning another against the wall beside him. He choked out, “you’re telling me, all this time, all I needed to beat you is… is—a cat?”
Jude only deadpanned at him, cheeks warming.
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Or; Jude comes home to a concerning stack of cats on his couch, Sharpness Conexion included, and gets chased around by him about it.
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- Part 2 of aster's sharplowmaxxing
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06 Mar 2026
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As Sharp somehow manages to be heading in the right direction, Jude observes his blatant confusion with glee. He knows the player isn’t actually too dumb—you can’t be a top pvper without having at least more than ten braincells—but Parker often jokes that Sharp gets a debuff to all smarts when Judelow is involved. Which is… flattering, to say the least.
But Jude’s normal feelings of playfulness at seeing his favorite player completely bamboozled wanes slightly when Sharp’s face comes more in view.
“Jesus,” Jude whispers out before he can catch himself
////OR jude finds sharp sleepdeprived and delirious at spawn, fluff ensues
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06 Mar 2026
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Where Sharpness and Judelow open an account on Twitter to mess with their friends and "expose" each of them, and slowly realize a few things about each other.
also it says 0 words because it's a picture fic (づ ᴗ _ᴗ)づ basically a few screenshots of tweets ^^;
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- Part 3 of Art's Strength SMP works
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05 Mar 2026
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A sword sheathed. Louder footsteps.
Turning around, Judelow unsheathed his sword, barely blocking the head slash made by the attacker.
He came face to face with Sharpness, that familiar, bloodthirsty glint in his eyes.
"Oh? Where'd this come from? I thought we were a team!" Judelow asked, rather sarcastically.
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04 Mar 2026
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Tai lunged forward and swiped at Judelow's neck, to which he barely dodged. He splashed another potion under their feet.
Judelow fought back, stabbing Tai in the stomach which he dodged to the side. He swapped to his axe and lodged it in his hip.
Pulling it out roughly, he swiped at Tai's eyes just to miss, causing him to get his upper chest slashed at and kicked to the ground.
Everything felt like it was spinning— this isn't normal.
Before Tai could attack again, Judelow pulled out a crossbow and shot his shoulder.
He can't run.
His legs couldn't move— he can barely stand up.
"What the fuck..." Judelow tried to pick himself up, until Tai lifted him up by his collar and pointed a sword at his neck.
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04 Mar 2026