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Jazz is known to be reckless and flighty, and worrying about that is useless. Prowl shouldn’t worry. Worrying is a waste of time and indicates poor judgment. He should stop worrying.
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Book of Orion Pax by rileyriley for Peruse
Fandoms: Transformers - All Media Types, Transformers Animated (2007)
31 Mar 2020
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Many vorns ago in a distant land called CyberPersia, Sentinel Prime found a show called “Miss Universe Beauty Pageant”. Miss Universe! That would have beings from - well - across the universe competing, maybe even some long-lost mechanical or cybertronian beings that they could make contact with and have favorable trade agreements!
Sentinel Prime made an awful discovery: only humans were competing! Gross, squishy, ugly humans! There was only one thing to do: expand diplomatic relationships with Earth and start up his own beauty pageant to compete in the next Miss Universe so a CyberPersian cybertronian could properly claim the crown.
Or, the story of Purim told with alien robots.