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Magical Self Care for Everyday Life by Bgtea
Fandoms: 魔道祖师 - 墨香铜臭 | Módào Zǔshī - Mòxiāng Tóngxiù, 魔道祖师 | Módào Zǔshī (Cartoon), 魔道祖师 | Módào Zǔshī (Audio Drama), 陈情令 | The Untamed (TV)
13 Mar 2026
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Surely, Da-ge and A-Yao must be joking.
Lan Xichen eyes it with distaste. The item is encased in plastic and sealed into a paper box, in all of its…obscene cylindrical tube and flesh-coloured glory. It’s thick; easily the size of his wrist with smooth walls slightly curved “for better grip!” as the box cheerfully advertises.
Lan Xichen turns the box so that he can look at the bottom. Through the clear plastic, he can see the end of the tube—a pair of lewd, silicone pussy lips with a little hole between them. “Ready for use!” the box says, “With real, skin-like texture. Get ready to come like you’ve never come before!”
“What is that?” There’s no disguising the disgust and bewilderment in his voice. “And why are you giving this to me?”
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Nie Mingjue and Meng Yao staged an intervention and bought Lan Xichen a pocket pussy so that he can finally work off some steam (from his burgeoning crush on Jiang Cheng).
The pocket pussy is magic.
Yes, it's just shameless porn. Enjoy.
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Over time, Lan Wangji and Jiang Wanyin.
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Liu Qingge is an Idiot! by Tamatoa (theresamanmadeofcrabs)
Fandoms: 人渣反派自救系统 - 墨香铜臭 | The Scum Villain's Self-Saving System - Mòxiāng Tóngxiù
18 Feb 2026
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He doesn’t like what Yue Qingyuan is doing with Xiao Jiu. He doesn’t like the secrets, and Xiao Jiu’s situation, and the way he doesn’t even know Yue Qingyuan’s favorite resentful spirit. His favorite person.
Liu Qingge wonders in the silence of his mind if Yue Qingyuan would keep his head in a box and his body safe and sound.
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An effective cultivator is a master of negotiating with the restive dead, utilizing both their technical experience and social judgement to ensure an outcome that does the least harm. Describe how you would handle this situation: You find out that your beloved shixiong is harboring a murderous resentful spirit in his home on Qiong Ding Peak. The spirit is… kind of cute.
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Would You Still Love Me by Peerless_Watermelons
Fandoms: 人渣反派自救系统 - 墨香铜臭 | The Scum Villain's Self-Saving System - Mòxiāng Tóngxiù
15 Feb 2026
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He stares down at the strangely menacing worm and the slowly drying ‘fuck your mother’ that was just written in its slime.
Oh what the fuck.
“Cucumber-bro???”
Or:
Would you still love me if you were a worm and I kept trying to make people kiss you?
Bookmarked by purplesnek (PhyllisCake)
15 Feb 2026
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Bookmarked by purplesnek (PhyllisCake)
04 Feb 2026
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Do Not Pet This Lord’s Fur by Nythrel
Fandoms: 人渣反派自救系统 - 墨香铜臭 | The Scum Villain's Self-Saving System - Mòxiāng Tóngxiù
21 Feb 2026
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They say cats have nine lives.
Liu Qingge isn’t sure if that’s true, but when he suffers a qi deviation deep inside the Ling Xi Caves, an ancient family curse sealed in his body since childhood activates, turning him into a cat.
After all, a cat can’t exactly wield Cheng Luan and stab itself in the chest. Crisis averted! His ancestors are geniuses. …Probably.
If only he isn’t covered in blood and dirt, dizzy from the pain, and still struggling to walk straight on four unfamiliar paws—bumping into cave walls, tripping over rubble, and looking more disoriented and miserable by the second.
But alas, his troubles are far from over. A new disaster is fast approaching—
In the form of a gentle voice, and a pair of far-too-eager hands.
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AKA: Liu Qingge turns into a cat and gets picked up by Luo Binghe, a bright-eyed young disciple from Qing Jing Peak.
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Once More, Untamed by snowytuesdays
Fandoms: 魔道祖师 - 墨香铜臭 | Módào Zǔshī - Mòxiāng Tóngxiù
10 Jan 2026
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Jiang Cheng travels back in time and this time, he takes shit from absolutely no one.
Bookmarked by purplesnek (PhyllisCake)
10 Jan 2026
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Love language: pretending not to be in love by Anonymous
Fandoms: 魔道祖师 - 墨香铜臭 | Módào Zǔshī - Mòxiāng Tóngxiù, 陈情令 | The Untamed (TV)
20 Jan 2026
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Months ago, Jiang Cheng had gone to Lan Wangji’s place to deal with something related to Wei Ying. As expected, they ended up arguing about how neither of them was good enough for their best friend.
“You think you’re so perfect, huh?” Jiang Cheng remembers saying.
“Not perfect,” Wangji answered. “But better than you.”It had turned into one of those charged confrontations where both parties insisted they’re better than the other–better friend, better kisser, better in… bed, apparently? (This was probably Jiang Cheng’s fault. He didn’t remember it, but it made sense.)
Then someone said Prove it. I dare you.
And suddenly they were kissing against the wall.
Or the one where Wei Ying’s best friends, who apparently hated each other, started dating. Wei Ying is, unfortunately, very horny about it. (And also in love, but we don’t talk about that!)
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Bookmarked by purplesnek (PhyllisCake)
09 Jan 2026
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Song Of The Sea by JiaorenTea
Fandoms: 人渣反派自救系统 - 墨香铜臭 | The Scum Villain's Self-Saving System - Mòxiāng Tóngxiù
31 Dec 2025
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Note: Should one engage a Lán-Shà Jǐn-Lóng in physical struggle, avoid the use of teeth. To the Silk Dragon, a bite is a vow of eternal union. They do not have a word for 'divorce,' only 'consumption.'
To the Peak Lords of Cang Qiong, Shen Qingqiu is a licentious enigma with hair turned white by his own vices. They see the color of his hair as a tally of his failures; they do not see the ink-stained scrolls of his espionage network, nor the exhaustion of a man who has spent decades being the Sect's silent shield while they mocked him for the stench of the brothels.
When a report arrives of a Lesser Thunder Shark terrorizing the northern coast of Lan Cheng, Shen Qingqiu seizes the mission as a lifeline. He expects a simple investigation to clear his head of the cloying scent of mountain incense and the stiffling life he longs to escape.
He finds something far more dangerous: Qingge, a Storm-Wraith Silk Dragon, a tribe of Jiaoren who traded their pearl tears for obsidian scales and electric-blue lightning, a territorial hurricane god and nearly the last of his kind — the rest having been killed by Huan Hua nearly five decades earlier.
(Changed my username: formerly gingermilktea)
Bookmarked by purplesnek (PhyllisCake)
09 Jan 2026
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Silk Robes Mingeling On The Ground by Leura
Fandom 人渣反派自救系统 - 墨香铜臭 | The Scum Villain's Self-Saving System - Mòxiāng Tóngxiù
04 Jan 2026
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Behind the Painting by SilverForgedWisps
Fandoms: 魔道祖师 - 墨香铜臭 | Módào Zǔshī - Mòxiāng Tóngxiù
08 Feb 2026
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A disciplined cellist. A reckless rockstar. A painter on the edge of losing everything. After Lan Zhan is rejected by the man he loves, he meets Mo Xuanyu, a beautiful man who is as tempting as he is secretive. As Mo Xuanyu's truths threaten to surface and Wei Ying starts to question what, and who, he wants, tension turns into promise.
Mo Xuanyu’s expression softened as he gazed up at him with admiration and…and…
Wei Ying sucked in a breath, realizing his hand still rested on Mo Xuanyu’s waist. Fondness leaked from his eyes, visible through the betraying mirror. They looked…good together. Side by side. Mo Xuanyu’s head against his shoulder and their bodies pressed close.
Lan Zhan’s boyfriend! he promptly reminded himself, his sudden, unexpected fantasies screeching to a halt. He stepped back, panic clawing at his throat.
“Anyways,” he laughed awkwardly. “I still need to find a date for tonight. Not much time left. Wish me luck, Mo-mo!”
With one last wave, he slipped outside and leaned heavily against the door, a shuddering, guilty exhale escaping his lungs. Not only had he realized he was in love with Lan Zhan, he now realized he was super into Lan Zhan’s boyfriend.
Bookmarked by purplesnek (PhyllisCake)
01 Jan 2026
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Jiang Cheng’s life is a canvas already splashed with colour—
the blue of the lakes, the pinks of lotuses in full bloom, the green thriving in every corner of Lotus Pier, the shifting hues of the sky, the hazel warmth of his A-jie’s eyes, the glacial blue of his mother’s, the silver of his clarity bell, the raven black of his hair, the deep emerald of his favourite stone, the crimson blood that blooms when the whip lands.
But mostly, his life is purple—
purple of his sect robes, of the guan in his hair, of the hairpins that crown his sister’s head, of Zidian’s lightning raining down on him, of bruises blossoming across his back, of Sandu’s glare cutting through the night.No, Jiang Cheng has never thought his world lacked colour. Never thought some shade was missing, waiting to be discovered. Never imagined there could be a hue worth chasing.
Until he meets the molten gold of Lan Wangji’s irises, a colour that eclipses all the purple in his life.
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as water by untunedviola for Lightbluedevil
Fandoms: 陈情令 | The Untamed (TV), 魔道祖师 - 墨香铜臭 | Módào Zǔshī - Mòxiāng Tóngxiù
10 Dec 2025
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“I think I’ve been getting some memories too,” Xingchen muses.
Both Xue Yang and Zichen’s heads snap toward her.
“What do you remember, Xingchen?” She can hear it, that undertone of fear in Zichen's voice.
Xingchen takes Xue Yang’s face in her hands and presses their lips together, swallowing the sound that Xue Yang makes. Then, she kisses Zichen, bringing Zichen’s hands to settle on her waist. When they break apart, she closes her eyes and smiles.
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SongXueXiao reincarnation. Also, they’re women in this lifetime.
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everything a sect heir should know by lycheewine
Fandoms: 魔道祖师 - 墨香铜臭 | Módào Zǔshī - Mòxiāng Tóngxiù, 陈情令 | The Untamed (TV)
14 Dec 2025
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Some years after the Sunshot Campaign, invitations are sent out to the heirs of both major and small sects and their closest disciples to spend a season in Cloud Recesses to study diplomacy and advanced cultivation techniques.
Jiang Cheng is the only Yunmeng Jiang disciple to attend. Lan Wangji deals with the chaos that comes with guest lectures in Cloud Recesses.
Bookmarked by purplesnek (PhyllisCake)
15 Dec 2025
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Song Lan, in transit.
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Bookmarked by purplesnek (PhyllisCake)
06 Dec 2025
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Upon entering seclusion, Lan Xichen finds himself a mysterious companion who haunts his temporary residence.
𖡼𖤣𖥧𖡼𓋼𖤣𖥧𓋼𓍊
"It isn't hard to notice the new shadow that moved in. In fact, it is far too easy.
But Lan Xichen tactfully turns a blind eye.
Every shadowed corner he passes, every dark nooks behind him vibrates with a presence. Not unlike a curious kitten carefully observing from where it deems is safe.
The new resident is harmless, for which Lan Xichen can attest."
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- Part 2 of a series of hauntings
Bookmarked by purplesnek (PhyllisCake)
05 Dec 2025
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as above, so below by Nonymos for goddessofcheese
Fandoms: 人渣反派自救系统 - 墨香铜臭 | The Scum Villain's Self-Saving System - Mòxiāng Tóngxiù
04 Jan 2026
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Yue Qingyuan gets sealed in with the Demon Emperor at Bai Lu Mountain.
Shen Qingqiu and Liu Qingge react proportionately.
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While on a nighthunt, Wèi Wúxiàn and Jiāng Chéng unwittingly swap places. This causes Jiāng Chéng to see Lán Wàngjī in a new light and makes Wèi Wúxiàn realize that Jiāng Chéng and the Yúnmèng Jiāng are vital parts of himself. Meanwhile, Jīn Zixuān and Qín Sù mitigate a political crisis caused by "Mò Xuányǔ."
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Quarry: Extended Cut by Iotacf
Fandom 人渣反派自救系统 - 墨香铜臭 | The Scum Villain's Self-Saving System - Mòxiāng Tóngxiù
12 Mar 2026
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