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    In which a Royal Wizard is pinned down, and does not slither out.

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    Neither Sophie nor Howl do well with change. Luckily, Sophie has a plan. Sort of book verse, sort of movie verse.

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    09 Mar 2026

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    Sophie is ready to make her relationship with Howl much more physical, but as an unmarried young woman the rules of propriety stand in her way. Faced with constant interruptions, a meddling stepmother, the overwhelming gossip of Market Chipping, and an upcoming wedding, Sophie desperately seeks private time with Howl.

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    09 Mar 2026

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    Retirement was kind of alright. It'd be easier if his sex drive would pipe down, but Yagi knew he couldn't have everything.

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    "I won’t make a deal,” Pure Vanilla says, plain and simple. “Not unless I understand every word of it. Not unless I believe it fair. And not if the price is someone else’s pain.”

    “You dare to set your terms,” The fae murmurs, his voice no longer playful. No longer velvet. It is frost now, delicate and sharp enough to flay skin. “You sit in my ring, in my garden, and you deny me?”

    Pure Vanilla meets his gaze, calm and clear. “Yes.”

    The fae snarls.

    “I could kill you,” the fae whispers. “Slit you open like a fruit. Spill your mortal heat onto my garden and let the flowers drink your heart."

    “You could,” Vanilla agrees mildly. “But I’m told human meat is stringy, and frankly, I’m not sure I’d make a good stew.” He takes another small bite of rice, chews serenely. “Besides, isn’t that just a myth? You lot eating people.”

    “You’re testing me,” The fae snaps. “I should curse your tongue to rot in your mouth. I should blight your precious village until even the stones forget your names.”

    “Can’t,” Vanilla says lightly, tapping the side of his riceball with one finger. “You’d need my true name. And I’m fairly certain you don’t have it.”

    The fae curses.

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    28 Dec 2025