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“Draco,” Pansy spoke softly, “You had to have realized this was a possibility. I mean, he’s been coming here for years.”
“Doesn’t mean he’d want to actually work here,” Draco grumbled. He rubbed his eyes until he saw spots, trying to purge the sight of Potter from the backs of his eyelids. “Christ, Pans. How am I supposed to deal with this?”
“With your head held high,” Pansy scolded. “Like a Malfoy.”
Damn it all. She was right. He was a Malfoy, and he would not be intimidated by his early teenage nightmare come back to haunt him.
No. Potter was the one who should be afraid. Draco was a Slytherin after all, and he was going to make sure his campers raked every single Gryffindor across the coals.
Yes. That would show him.
A new fire sparked to life in his gut. It was about time Draco settled the score.
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.Or, Draco returns to his childhood summer camp as a counselor. Unfortunately, so does Harry Potter.
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“Do you boys have anything to say for yourselves?” McGonagall asked, breaking the tense silence.
Draco recalled being a small child, chastised by his mother for making the house elves sneak him extra treats after dinner. His face burned hot.
“He started it,” Potter mumbled.
The neckties flashed, humming with powerful magic.
“You buffoon!” Draco snapped. “It’s going to—”
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.An altercation between Draco and Harry ends with their neckties being magically bound together. What could go wrong?
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It was impossible, wasn’t it? Harry Potter despised the limelight. It didn’t take Draco very long to figure that out. It was one of the reasons he’d drawn attention to the git at any given opportunity throughout their school years. To make him squirm. To make his tanned cheeks deepen into pomegranate red. Draco couldn’t pretend he hadn’t thought of Potter regularly since they’d parted ways after graduation, but that was his burden to bear.
No. Harry would not have willingly orchestrated such a low-brow get-rich scheme. Not at the cost of his own dignity. Meaning either the product was a sham, reliant on the blindness of celebrity worship to make its sales…
Or it was real, and terribly, inexcusably unethical.
Who in their right mind would ever buy such a thing?
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Or, Draco buys a replica of Harry Potter's prick. It's all downhill, after that.Series
- Part 2 of The Cost of Dignity (and Dildos)
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“You read this list,” Robards said, far more serious than Harry had seen him since their last big bust. “You can’t unread it. You know that right? There are over four hundred names on this list. I’m willing to bet you know a few of them.”
That was what Harry was both afraid of and needed to know like he needed to fucking breathe. It haunted him that the list existed. That Robards and Merlin-even-knew who else had read it. Probably laughed about it. He would not be the only one out of the loop.
No matter how humiliating it would be.
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Or, someone has been selling replicas of Harry's prick. Draco Malfoy's name shows up on the buyer list.Series
- Part 1 of The Cost of Dignity (and Dildos)
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You've Always Known About Me by PrinceMalice
Fandoms: Deadpool - All Media Types, Spider-Man - All Media Types, Marvel
04 Nov 2024
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Spidey hadn’t made it to patrol since getting that text message. As much as Wade valued their time together, he could understand that sometimes, too much Deadpool left a really bad aftertaste in one’s mouth. It had been a perfectly reasonable assumption that the webslinger was doing his own thing on the opposite side of the city, and he’d come crawling back to Wade when he needed a good laugh or a midnight meal, or both.
Wade should have questioned that logic. Three days wasn’t a long time to take a break from someone like Deadpool, but it was a long time to be missing.
There was a small, folded-up square of paper alongside the costume. Wade felt like he was cracking open a fortune cookie, only instead of some vague shit that applied to everyone and no one at the same time, it was two words scribbled in thick sharpie.
‘FIND ME’.
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Or, Spider-Man goes missing. Deadpool enlists Peter Parker to help find him.
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The Last One I Made (There Will Be Love) by PrinceMalice
Fandom Marvel, Marvel Cinematic Universe, The Falcon and the Winter Soldier (TV)
24 Jan 2024
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Harry x Draco mini comic episode.
Part 2 - Café Salaud. ✌🏻🐁
Harry is having one unlucky day... or is he?
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- Part 4 of RKP 🐁 Drarry comics
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06 Jun 2025
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On Monday, it’s Draco’s ring snagging Harry’s attention.
On Tuesday, it’s his translucent shirt.
On Wednesday… well, how is Harry meant to survive the week?
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Harry could write the book on Draco’s mouth, pen pages on the different expressions that dance there. He could tell the entire wizarding world about the way in which Draco will run his tongue over pointed canines when deep in thought, or how his plush lips form words like ‘Potter’ and, occasionally, ‘Harry’.
He won’t, though. His oral fixation is just for himself, a secret tucked away alongside Draco’s neatly rolled sleeves, Draco’s inability to resist rolling his eyes at anything McLaggen says in the monthly meeting with the Creatures department, and now—apparently—Draco’s silver ring.
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06 Dec 2024
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Draco Malfoy has a boyfriend.
Nobody knows who it is, no matter how many times Harry asks anyone who will listen. It’s definitely not taking up Harry’s every single thought. He can most certainly focus on other things, like schoolwork and Christmas presents.
When somebody slips to the Prophet that the mystery boyfriend is in fact Harry, he doesn’t know who else would be bothered to lie other than Malfoy himself. With only the slightest persuasion, Harry decides to head on up to Malfoy’s bedroom to confront him on the matter.
He should’ve known Malfoy would bite back.
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- Part 5 of cloudings’ annual drarry XMAS fics
Bookmarked by PrinceMalice
24 Nov 2024
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Harry and Draco argue and goad each other on all through sex.
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Stiles gets a wrong number call from an old man who can't install his antivirus software. He feels like doing a good deed, so he decides to walk him through it.
Derek is not an old man, just a technologically incompetent twenty-six year old TA who has made enemies of the entire UCLA IT department. The helpful stranger he has just accidentally called is about to become Derek's go-to computer guy.
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Stiles brews wolfsbane beer in the hope of getting drunk with Derek - for ya know, male bonding purposes. With Scott still at Davis and everyone else so busy all the time, Stiles and Derek are the bestest of bros now, and it's only right that they be allowed to get sloshed together.
Unsurprisingly, Stiles catches the feels.