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“Shoot me.”
Dazai closed his eyes, feeling almost giddy at the possibility of death that laid ahead of him; Assuming he was wrong, which he almost assuredly was not.
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Dazai POV of that scene in Dazai's entrance exam -
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“You know that was a ridiculously stupid fucking move right?”
Those were the first words Meerkatnip said to him upon his return. Her tone was dry as ever to the normal listener, but Nic almost thought he caught at least a hint of concern.-
Conversation between MK and Nic post season 1 (I think - sorry there's too many events in woods for me to remember the exact timeline, it's kinda vague about the details)
(Prompt was from the whumpril 2024 prompt list Day 5: Reckless. Credit to @whumpril on tumblr for that list!)
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Liars Are Not Believed Even When They Speak the Truth by ProcrastinatingAuthor
Fandoms: 文豪ストレイドッグス | Bungou Stray Dogs
02 Aug 2025
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Placing his elbows on the folder and clasping his hands in front of his face, he looked straight at both of the teens.
“I have a new job for you two. Recently we’ve intercepted some messages between one of our weapons dealers and a new group working out of Osaka Bay. It seems for the past few months, some of our arms have been being redirected over there. There isn’t much known about the leader, just that he goes by the name ‘A’. We’re working on the assumption he’s a skill user, but nobody’s been able to get close enough to figure out what it could be.
“I want you both to go investigate the situation discreetly, and take out the necessary targets before they start to encroach more on our territory. Leave for Osaka tomorrow and be ready for when the next shipment arrives.”--
Eventual soukoku a/b/o mission fic with angst and hurt/comfort
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The Russian, the Suicide and the Angry by ProcrastinatingAuthor
Fandoms: 文豪ストレイドッグス | Bungou Stray Dogs
03 Jan 2025
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Coming in, Fyodor beelined to Dazai’s lap, sitting on it and facing Chuuya, smirking.
Chuuya, still scowling, began to feel jealous like never before. That was his Dazai lap. It wasn’t like it was comfortable or anything. Dazai is all bone, no muscle, no frills. But Chuuya’s got muscle. How can Fyodor, boney-boy #2 even sit there? It’s like stacking two folding chairs on top of one another, except more sexy.“Get off him.” Chuuya growled.
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Sure it hurt like a bitch, but it was a 70/20 chance the knife had only grazed his kidney. The last 10 percent was for the off-chance the grunt had managed to hit his pancreas.
Dazai was pretty sure he’d be feeling a lot more of the effects of blood loss if that was the case.
No, he just needed to get back to his crate and deal with it.
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Dazai is stabbed on a mission but it's okaySeries
- Part 2 of Bungou Stray Dogs Oneshots
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Bungou Stray Dogs Oneshots by ProcrastinatingAuthor
Fandom 文豪ストレイドッグス | Bungou Stray Dogs
03 Jan 2025
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Musketeers Modern AU by ProcrastinatingAuthor
Fandom d'Artagnan Romances (Three Musketeers Series) - All Media Types, The Musketeers (2014)
25 Feb 2021
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Series of one-shots in the same universe, bc I'm not good at coming up with a single plot XD
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The plan for this is to have multiple one-shot / few chapter fics all in the same universe, bc I love modern aus but don't want to have to come up with an over arching plot.
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