Professional_cattle_lifter
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Lived in your ruins (My pain is your art) by Professional_cattle_lifter
Fandoms: Hades (Supergiant Games Video Games)
10 Mar 2026
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It did not matter to him if those who slighted him were of his own blood. And, to some extent, it did not matter to him if they shared his divinity. He was a prideful person, and a wounded pride had no recognition of kindred.
Never underestimate an Olympian in their ability to hold a grudge.Or, an exploration of some of the many messy relationships from the first game
Or, people can't stop fucking around and finding out
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- Part 2 of Beautiful Delirium
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Not paralyzed (But I seem to be struck by you) by Professional_cattle_lifter
Fandoms: Hades (Supergiant Games Video Games)
13 Feb 2026
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The first time it happened he would swear up and down that it was an accident. He would go so far as to say that all the times thereafter had also been accidents. Hermes knew that his word didn’t hold much ground, being a reputable liar and all, but he was willing to swear under oath that everything had happened out of pure dumb luck and coincidences.
Never say that the god of liars is immune to his own bullshit.
Or, 4 times Hermes accidentally saw Charon without his robes, and 1 time he took them off himself
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Melinoë finally gets sick of being Hermes' and Charon's carrier pigeon and throws some bath salts in their faces to figure their shit out
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Beautiful Delirium by Professional_cattle_lifter
Fandoms: Hades (Supergiant Games Video Games)
12 May 2025
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When you stripped it bare to its fundamentals, Hypnos could see that this was an offering. A way to find relief in their desperate need to be seen. It would be so easy to keep pretending. To done the smiles and the slurred speeches, to stumble their ways in their life through fake clumsiness and drunken stupors.
But what if, for just a second, they could drop it all? Be their raw, unapologetic, oh so blemished selves?Or, 5 times Dionysus approached Hypnos, and one time Hypnos got ahead of him
Series
- Part 1 of Beautiful Delirium
Recent series
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Beautiful Delirium by Professional_cattle_lifter
Fandom Hades (Supergiant Games Video Games)
10 Mar 2026
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