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Green Carnations by a_suspiciously_large_pig (Queenie_D)
Fandoms: The Magnus Archives (Podcast)
17 Jun 2022
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"In an effort to distract himself for the odd feeling of the situation, he occupied himself by looking over the papers spread out in front of him once again. He had looked them over a number of times already since Elias had first handed them to him, trying to wrap his head around the it all properly. To say that Jon had been a bit taken aback when he’d been informed that Elias had hired an assistant for him would have been an understatement."
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Jon is a writer, stuck working for Elias. Martin is his assistant, also stuck working for Elias. Feelings ensue. A Victorian era AU JMart romance. -
Emotional Support Animal by a_suspiciously_large_pig (Queenie_D)
Fandoms: The Magnus Archives (Podcast)
04 Dec 2021
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Melanie just wanted to have a nice, pleasant night to celebrate her anniversary with Georgie, but of course things can never be that easy for her. Georgie, however, has a plan to make up for a bad day at work.
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Supplemental Fluff by a_suspiciously_large_pig (Queenie_D)
Fandoms: The Magnus Archives (Podcast)
03 Sep 2021
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A bunch of one-shots to compliment "Nobody Needs to Know", the main work in this collection. Highly suggest you read that fic before venturing into these, but it's not strictly necessary. Set in the same AU where Jon and Martin are married before they have even started working in the archives.
These aren't done in any particular order, so any important info about the setting will be in the chapter summaries, along with any potential spoilers or other important things about that story.Series
- Part 2 of Pig's Married JMart AU
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Rewinding The Tapes by a_suspiciously_large_pig (Queenie_D)
Fandoms: The Magnus Archives (Podcast)
20 Mar 2021
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As Martin watched the pages burn, he felt his gaze being drawn to those few words that he could still see, unable to look away from them. In particular his eyes seemed drawn to one sentence that hadn't yet begun to blacken and curl;
"I wouldn’t try too hard to stop reading; there’s every likelihood you’ll just hurt yourself"
He was only pulled away from the trance it had him under when he heard the sound of a body collapsing on the floor.
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Nobody Needs to Know by a_suspiciously_large_pig (Queenie_D)
Fandoms: The Magnus Archives (Podcast)
26 Jan 2021
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HR at the Magnus Institute was a department that was used significantly less than it probably should have, but there was one rule that they were known to crack down on; no relationships between coworkers, and especially not between superiors and their subordinates. This is going to be a problem for some of the new archival staff.
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In which Jon and Martin are married before they even start working in the archives, and try to hide their relationship to avoid the wrath of the HR department.Series
- Part 1 of Pig's Married JMart AU
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Pig's Married JMart AU by a_suspiciously_large_pig (Queenie_D)
Fandom The Magnus Archives (Podcast)
03 Sep 2021
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Some fanfictions in an AU where Jon and Martin got married before they started working in the archive. Pretty much just some silly nonsense, but it sure is fun to write.
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He’s already in the room, shutting the door behind himself as quietly as he can before he realises that not only is there someone other than Shane in the room, but there are three someones other than Shane.
And, as if he hasn’t already fucked up spectacularly, the someones happen to be the Hollanders and Hayden fucking Pike.
// or; Ilya visits Shane in the hospital and meets his parents. He's traumatized and grieving, everything hurts, and Shane takes after his mother.
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04 Mar 2026
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Private Meetings by hermacology
Fandoms: Game Changers Series - Rachel Reid, Heated Rivalry (TV)
18 Feb 2026
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Shane Hollander works at a coffee shop, plays hockey, keeps his head down, and doesn’t ask questions he doesn’t need the answers to.
So when a new regular starts showing up—quiet, watchful, Russian-accented, and conducting invitation-only meetings in the back—Shane notices. When that same man takes an unsettling interest in Shane’s closing shifts, his routines, and his safety, Shane does what feels sensible: he adjusts his behavior and keeps his mouth shut.
Ilya Rozanov orders an Americano. He reads, but only in Russian. He worries when people work late alone.
They are operating with very different definitions of danger.
If he didn’t ask questions, he couldn’t be lied to.
The rules were simple.
1. Do not ask questions you don’t need the answer to.
2. Do not share personal information freely.
3. Do not be alone with Ilya Rozanov.
4. Do not give him a reason to think you’re afraid.Series
- Part 1 of Private Meetings and Open Doors
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03 Mar 2026
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Young and Hopelessly Smitten by jukoist
Fandoms: Heated Rivalry (TV), Game Changers Series - Rachel Reid
15 Dec 2025
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“Ilya Rozanov,” Shane repeats slowly, letting himself taste the words. He grins. “Wow. You’re, like, a really good player. How come you’re in Canada for summer camp? Is that weird to ask? Sorry if that’s weird. I just meant-”
Shane is cut off by a hand on his mouth. He flushes.
“Too fast,” Ilya says. “My English… not good.”
“Sorry,” Shane mumbles into Ilya’s hand. Ilya grins and shakes his head, curls dancing, as he pulls his hand away.
“Is okay. Slow words. Okay?”
This year marks thirteen year Shane Hollander's third summer at Coach Marakov's elite hockey training camp. In attendance for the first time: Ilya Rozanov, visiting from Russia. Shane isn't the most sociable, and Ilya's English isn't the greatest, yet the unlikely duo soon become the best of friends.
It's just one summer, but it makes a world of difference.
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25 Feb 2026
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“Holy shit, dude,” Hayden whispers, too loudly, as he pulls Shane away. “No way you were just talking to Ilya Rozanov.”
“Uh, yeah. We just met. Wait, did he lie to me?” Shane asks, looking back over his shoulder where Ilya is now standing next to a short but very muscular woman with long black hair. “What does he play?”
Hayden stops, so Shane does too.
“You don’t know who that was?”
Shane makes a face that says ‘no shit’, and waits for an answer.
“Dude. You are so innocent. Ilya Rozanov, ‘Russia’s Greatest Love Machine’?” Hayden says, like it’s obvious.
Shane looks at him blankly, and then Hayden laughs. Not like, a chuckle. He full on cackles, bending over like he can’t even contain it. “Man, he’s like prolific.”
“At what?” Shane snaps, because he’s getting really sick of not being in on the joke.
“He’s a porn star, man.”
“A-” Shane says, swallowing thickly. “What?”
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Ilya is a porn star, Shane is a hockey player, and their paths cross.
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19 Feb 2026
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Shane doesn't fall apart loudly. He spirals, shuts down, missteps. Ilya pays attention. He stays. He helps Shane learn what it feels like to be noticed without being corrected.
or, 5 times Shane needs help regulating his autism, and Ilya is there for him + 1 time Shane is there for Ilya.
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06 Feb 2026