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Tommyinnit and his Terrible, Horrible, No Good, Very Bad Life by QueerGooseTeeth
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13 Oct 2025
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"'You,' he announced, holding up the offending sleeve and leveling it with a withering glare, 'are the most pathetic thing I’ve ever seen. I don’t even think moths would want to eat you.'
The jacket responded by somehow looking like it was losing structural integrity in real time.
'Fine,' Tommy huffed, baring his teeth at it. 'Be that way. See where that gets you, bitch.'"
OR, Tommyinnit vs. The World
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101 Dalmatians-inspired, a little bit. Winston decides that his human pet, Will, needs a mate. So he decides that he's going to find that mate for him himself. And wouldn't you know, a gorgeous purebred Lithuanian hound is looking for a mate for her own pet, Hannibal?
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“You’re covered in blood, the innocent act is fading fast,” Will notes, unable to keep the amusement out of his voice.
Hannibal is sneaking around, and it's unfortunate that the man he's chosen to spend his life with can see right through his bullshit.Series
- Part 26 of Fluffy Murder Husbands
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Will has tasted this before.The morning that Hannibal brings him his protein scramble, Will Graham recognizes the meat in the sausage.
{{ both killers, Will realizes early on, courtship, no sad story lines }}
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“I think I’m dying.”
Hannibal blinks, feeling blindsided, before a surge of relentless anger floods every corner of his body. Will stares with that same vacant mask he’s built, giving nothing away.
“You are not dying.” He replies, sure as can be. Of course, Will isn’t dying. Ridiculous boy, how could he—
“Maybe I should.”
And Hannibal freezes.
Blood, bones, and tar all turn to ice. His spine straightens without his permission and Hannibal leans back, fixing his unmoving boy with a blank stare that reflects a calmness that he no longer feels.
Will drops his eyes, clenches his hands into fists, then releases. “Maybe I should just let whatever this is…” He swallows hard. “Kill me.”
_________________Will calls Hannibal in a panic after he sleepwalks and ends up in the woods. Hannibal finds him and gets him home safely, but there are more than just nightmares and exhaustion crawling around in Will's mind now, and Hannibal begins to realize that perhaps he pushed too far.
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