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    ‘Hi. My name’s Harry Potter and I just found out that I’m your distant nephew or cousin, depending on how you look at it. My name was entered in a dangerous competition without my knowing and now everyone expects and is forcing me to compete against my will. The official rules require a blood relative to formally withdraw me but my parents died when I was a baby and my other relatives would gladly see me die. I would really appreciate it if you could help. Thanks.’

    Wherein there’s a loophole in the ancient rules of the Goblet of Fire. A DNA test reveals two relatives – other than the Dursleys – who are Harry’s last hope.

    Tony Stark and Bruce Wayne.

    Just how was Harry going to convince one of them to help him get out of his mess? And can Hermione and Ron please stop trying to get him be adopted by either of the men?

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    Updates depend on author's muse and sanity.

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    04 Dec 2023

    Bookmarker's Notes

    This is such a delight? Wheezing crying cackling over the triwizard entrants Swooning over our trio!

  2. Rec 50

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    As the dust settles over the Calamity’s defeat, and Hyrule starts on the slow road to recovery, a wounded warrior pieces together the lost opportunities of a century prior.

    (A follow-up to Memento and Lacuna; can be read as a standalone.)

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    26 Jun 2023

    Bookmarker's Notes

    weep. my heart. this series. & these fics. so good. everything i need in life tbh

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    It's rare for the Yiga Clan to get such a talented new recruit, especially one that manages to get the Thunder Helm after everyone else, including seasoned masters, failed.

    Kakko, who has been part of the Yiga Clan for three years and has experienced the might of this mysterious stranger firsthand (as in he got hit by him a bunch), will discover at the cost of his sanity exactly why their new recruit is so skilled, and also how persistent he can be.

     

    Basically: a dumb story I came up with when infiltrating the Yiga Clan.

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    25 Jun 2023

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    the way i downright Cackled

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    Todoroki Shouto didn’t have the best baseline for the concept of marriage, and never thought it would ever be anything he’d contemplate.

    Until he dreams of proposing to Midoriya Izuku, his best friend, and realizes that, huh, being married to him sounds great, actually, and he wastes no time planning a proposal Izuku just has to accept.

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    15 Jan 2023

    Bookmarker's Notes

    oh my god?? this is IT.

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    Theo doesn’t understand why the other Slytherins look at Harry Potter during their fifth year and see weakness, instead of towering strength.

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    14 Dec 2022

    Bookmarker's Notes

    a timeless fave