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“Come on Stols, let’s go home. I need a fucking shower.”
“Home.” Stolas repeats and there is something dark there, under that one word. Something that makes Blitzø pause. He takes a closer look at his bird and notices the ruffled feathers and the narrowed eyes. And then he sees his own phone sitting dead and still next to the bony elbow and he knows exactly what happened. He usually doesn’t like leaving Stolas alone with his phone because the owl will try to call Via over and over and over again until the battery runs out and then they are all left with… this. “What home?”
‘Ours’ sits on the top of Blitzø’s tongue but he knows better than to voice it.
So he says “The apartment” instead and watches as Stolas grows even more tense.
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Blitzø has made it a habit to bring Stolas a human souvenir everytime he goes out on a job. This time it's something called a jigsaw puzzle. Stolas seems to know what that is and while the concept sounds boring and tedious to Blitzø, he keeps finding himself at that table with his bird, trying to put the pieces back together.
In more ways than one.
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13 Feb 2026
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Stolas struggles to adjust to life among commoners, unlearning royal formality in favour of messy, casual connection. As he finds quiet fulfilment working at I.M.P, small gestures become Stolas’s newest favourite thing.
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01 Feb 2026
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When Blitz dies in a bar fight--REAL fucking embarrassing, he does NOT wanna talk about it--that should be the end, right? Poof, done, nothing more.
But maybe things are a little more complicated than he ever realized, and while it's not a whole "It's A Hellish Life" thing, he's honestly surprised at the whole train of Significant People In His Life who've got a few final words to say for him--and not all of it is bad? Somehow?? Fucking wild.
(And also, maybe, just maybe, there's a whole big misunderstanding about the dying thing--whatever. Still fucking embarrassing, let's talk about it fucking never.)
[written for the Helluva Boss Mini Bang 2025, with art by Eveeka ❤️❤️]
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31 Jan 2026
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It shouldn’t be too hard to impress Stolas, really. A bit of hip swinging, some foreplay, and boom. Done. It’s not like the bird has much experience, and Blitzø has done this song and dance before. She’ll let Stolas sample the good life of pussy and toys and then wait until the excitement of a new thing wears off. And then Stolas will go back to life with her boring husband, content to live out the rest of her marriage.
Or: Blitzø and Stolas have their first full moon. Genderbent AU.
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- Part 17 of smut oneshots
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28 Jan 2026
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Once again, the message was read and unanswered.
Why did he have to keep pushing? Blitzø clearly didn’t want to talk to him, and why should he? Stolas was not worth anyone’s time and attention.
Pathetic. Disgusting. Unwanted.
Tears poured down his face, and his breath came in short gasps as his mind consumed him so completely that he almost missed the sound of his custom ringtone for Blitzø. He was calling Stolas; he never called.
His hand shook as he answered the call, forcing himself to sound calm. “Hello?”
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Four times Blitzø unknowingly comforted Stolas, and the one time he did know.Bookmarked by Ratknitica
20 Jan 2026