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After Minister Potter receives a bunch of death threats, Auror Draco Malfoy is temporarily put in charge of his security detail.
Harry is beyond annoyed by the situation, but winding Malfoy up is as entertaining as ever.
In fact, it's more entertaining than Harry could have ever imagined.
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8-part series (within the Kinktober series) called the Bratty Minister. These could theoretically be read separately, and if you skip one or two (like, if a tagged kink isn't your thing), I don't think you'll be confused, as it's mostly smut, but all these oneshots are tied together with a "kinky sex games to oops I found my soulmate" sort of plotline.- Words:
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Kinktober 2024, Day 20: Petplay
"Pets get petted. You didn't know that, Potter?"
"And what do you get out of this?"
"Wonders," Draco said.
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Part 7 of the Bratty Minister series.Note: Tags are what they are, and they don't lie, but this is such emo-fluff, my god.
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- Part 20 of Ruby's Kinktober 2024
- Part 7 of Bratty Minister
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Harry is the Head of the Auror Department while Draco is slowly rising through the ranks in the Department of Magical Accidents and Catastrophes.
They keep their relationship a secret.
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Connected oneshots more than a chaptered fic. Mostly smut — way too much smut — with ~feelings~ and a tiny plot. Basically "Draco is a soft, gentle Dom, taking care of Harry's needs." And Harry is hot and powerful and terrifies other people. Also, they're madly in love, but shhh, don't tell Draco.- Language:
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10 Mar 2026
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Out of all the people in the world twenty-six-year-old Harry Potter could have trusted with coaching him through his bi awakening, he chose Draco Malfoy. And because Draco is a sucker, he agreed. Now Harry's a Malfoy and the Manor's favourite—and if it would stop saying that was Draco's fault, that would be great—and Draco has to come to terms with just how much he would do for a Chosen One who insists on handing him larger and more fragile mysteries to protect.
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27 Feb 2026
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Everybody knows that Potter can't dance. He's an awkward, shuffling idiot with two left feet. Draco had even witnessed it first hand. And alright, admittedly that was over a decade ago at a stuffy school ball…but it's just an undisputed fact of life, isn't it? That Harry Potter is an insufferable twat with a hero complex, and he can't dance. But Sweet Mother of Merlin, Draco has to resist the urge to rub his eyes and pinch himself, because this Potter? He can fucking move.
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When Deputy Head Auror Potter waltzes into Wizarding London's most popular gay nightclub a few months after his highly publicised break up with Girl Weasley, Draco is completely cool about it. Not affected in the least.
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21 Feb 2026