Rhyme_Schemer



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    One night, the pink ad program, Videe, finds a wounded Spamton hiding in the dumpster decades after his disappearance. Overcome with guilt of having kicked him out of the family, she decides to help him... Only to realize that he looks nothing like how she remembered him.

    Spamton NEO would be quite the formidable enemy, if only his mind wasn't broken as well.

    Now Videe just has to convince the rest of her family to help their estranged brother, preferably before the Cyber Security finds the dangerous mech and rip him apart code by code.

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    31 Jan 2026

  2. Public Bookmark 47

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    A collection of stories focusing on Spamton and Kris. You can read it as a series, or standalone.

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    25 Jan 2026

  3. Public Bookmark 60

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    It’s a tough world out there. A person who has nothing should know how to fight— and Spamton was no exception. Especially now, when he somehow managed to get in trouble with the local Darkners… again. Hey, it wasn’t his fault he struck a nerve while he was trying to strike up a deal!

    In which Spamton tries to make a deal. Unsurprisingly, it goes horribly wrong and he gets injured. Oh, and Kris is dragged into the situation unwillingly.

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    25 Jan 2026

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    Deadpool does a better job understanding Spider-Man's strengths and limitations as an autistic super than pretty much anyone else does. This doesn't stop Peter from getting involved with a cult while investigting a series of suicide bombers. He's just that much of a disaster, autistic or not.

    I play fast and loose with canon but try to stay true to (what I perceive to be) the spirit of the characters. Note that neither Peter nor Wade are based on any movie versions.

    • Chapter-specific warnings will be given.
    • Story/chapter titles are all Eels songs.

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    20 Jan 2026

  5. Public Bookmark 29

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    Dexter gets hurt, and even he can’t ignore it. He’ll never be the same.

    Whump galore.

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    07 Jan 2026