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The Stardrop Dungeon by RoseWater077
Fandoms: Dungeon Crawler Carl Series - Matt Dinniman, Stardew Valley (Video Game)
10 Mar 2026
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Surviving Residents,
Your planet is being destroyed for the remaining stardrops. As you failed to file a claim to keep these important fruits, every resident inside a tent, house, or even car as been killed.
Every living resident, however, has been given a second chance. The Greater Joja Corporation has created this season’s Stardrop Dungeon, a benevolent organization that will give you all a chance to reclaim your home. The only catch is that you must fight monsters for the galaxy’s entertainment. There are eighteen levels, each of them with a different theme and difficulty level, and if you go through one of the provided stairwells, you will enter this dungeon.
This action is completely voluntary, but is highly recommended by the Greater Joja Corporation, as all of your crops and livestock have been recycled. You have approximately one hour of your time to decide before the stairwells close up and you will be trapped on the surface forever.
(We at Greater Joja Corps apologize for any inconveniences.)
And remember, Life is better with Joja.
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“Open mine next?” Rashida asked delicately after a moment. Sandy smiled back at her and peeled back the carefully wrapped edges of her own store-bought wrapping paper with no frills. Inside was an enormous bouquet of sunflowers, fairy roses, and even a few fiddlehead ferns from the Summer.
“Wow…” she trailed off. “How’d you know I loved flowers? Did Emily tell you?”
“No. Um, your picture. With the sunrise. It had so many, so I figured…” Rashida blushed, rubbing the back of her head sheepishly.
“Wow… you remember?” Sandy whispered.
“Of course. Good moments in life stand out to me,” Rashida explained.
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“Damnit!” she heard a voice whisper. She turned to see the same aqua-haired woman at the wheel, scowling at the man beside who was grinning widely back at her.
“Is this fucking rigged?” she snarled, fishing out a handful of star tokens. The man shook his head, pale blue eyes staring almost maliciously at her.
“No, no, of course not… I suppose you’re just out of luck on this fine day, ma’am. Now, would you like to spin again?” he asked.
Lorelei stepped up beside the woman, her face stoic and impassive. She looked up at the slightly taller girl.
“Pick green,” she whispered. She stared down at the farmer, then shrugged.
“Alright. One more time…” she decided, fishing out another handful, prepared to fork them over once again. The man lifted his hand and roughly shoved the squeaky old wheel, listening to the satisfying ticks as it slowly came to a stop… unsurprisingly on the bright lime, just as Lorelei had predicted.
The woman glanced back at Lorelei in shock, a cocky grin forming on her beautiful face.
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You Know How I Feel About Death, Carl. by RoseWater077
Fandoms: Dungeon Crawler Carl Series - Matt Dinniman
08 Feb 2026
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New achievement! Carl’s Dead!
If I had one, I’d be laughing my fucking ass off right now.
Ah, Carl. Sweet, sweet Carl, and his perfectly sized 30.004861 cm feet. I’ll be taking those now, by the way.
But good things can never last, and I traded another floor or so of Carl for a few minutes of him stomping those slugaloos and you were just staring at your view count like the egotistical persian you are.
Heheheheheheheheheheheheheheheheheheheheheheheheheheh…
Well, you bombed it, cat. Or maybe it was me… whatever. Let’s not dwell on that little detail, all right?
Reward: You’ve received a Platinum Carl’s Beautiful Feet Box!
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“You were right. It’s a curse on your farm. I’d say the magic binding it is just a little bit stronger than my own, so this will be difficult…” Morgan informed Kira.
“Well, do you know who did it?” Kira huffed. She had managed to plant a single field of potatoes in the time since Morgan had left, and the green sprouts were just barely poking up through the soil. The farmer was afraid they wouldn’t even last for the five more days they needed to grow.
“Probably the witch. She’s the only dark magic user in the area, and besides, she’s a bitch. Though the divorce was entirely Rasmodius’ fault,” Morgan added under their breath.
“Alright. Do you, um, need any help reversing it?” Kira inquired tentatively. Morgan quickly shook their head, almost sending their wizard hat flying off.
“No. I’d just like some space, please. I have some ideas,” they replied. Kira reluctantly obliged.
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Dungeon Crawler World Dust by TacklebyToast
Fandoms: Dungeon Crawler Carl Series - Matt Dinniman
15 Mar 2026
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Summary: Hundreds of seasons before Dungeon Crawler World: Earth, another human seeded planet, Dust, was selected by the Valtay Corporation.
Gellen and Cascadia, a brother and sister from Dust are about to enter the dungeon, but unlike most crawlers, Gellen already knows the rules. He discovered a dark web file drop that contained recordings of previous crawls and information about the upcoming season. That was 2 years ago. Since then, Gellen has spent his time doing nothing except driving his sister around and watching Crawl related productions. He brings no particular set of skills to the dungeon, but he has a plan. Cascadia, a professional multi-event athlete, does NOT know what's going on, but she never backs down from a challenge.Bookmarked by RoseWater077
11 Mar 2026
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In The Valley, debt is paid in blood.Ivy has always watched the Angels from a distance, the beautiful and merciless killers they are.
Haley was built by Jojark Corp. Programmed to kill.
Who survives when heaven starts hunting?
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An enemies to lovers AU, set in a dark dystopian world.
Bookmarked by RoseWater077
10 Mar 2026
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Field of Dreams by wanderingmusician
Fandoms: Dungeon Crawler Carl Series - Matt Dinniman
15 Mar 2026
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In a universe where the dungeon never opens, Carl finds out that he still has living family. Fresh off his breakup with Beatrice, he decides to uproot his life, take Donut, and move to Iowa. Carl finds his family, and someone else finds Carl. Whether that's good for him or not depends on who you ask.
Bookmarked by RoseWater077
09 Mar 2026
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he·li·ot·ro·pism
/ˌhēlēəˈtrōpizəm/
noun
BOTANY
the directional growth of a plant in response to sunlight.—
Summer wants one thing: take over the Family farm. (*and be left alone).
Her homophobic grandfather wants one thing too: a straight, God-fearing granddaughter.
His condition? A Christian Conversion therapy camp to “fix” her.
She agrees, planning to fake her way through, survive and leave.
Instead, she meets a blonde who spins her world off its axis.
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(set in the 1990s)
Bookmarked by RoseWater077
18 Feb 2026
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A young engineer named Qi escapes his world as it is consumed by the Void, and makes a new life on Earth. When the same danger threatens his new home, an ancient goddess offer him a deal: create her perfect hero, and she will lend her aid. After decades of searching, the seemingly ageless Qi meets Ari - a green eyed farmer with extraordinary abilities and a kind soul. This is a story of love, friendship, community, and good overcoming evil.
Bookmarked by RoseWater077
17 Feb 2026