10 Works by Rudgiraffe

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    Peter Parker meets Tony Stark for the first time whilst at the Osborn Gala - he unexpectedly receives a job offer.

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    “So,” it was hard to tell if it was casual or awkward. “Who’s son are you?”

    The guy had to be drunk. The flute in his hand was already half empty, Peter doubted it was his first. The man slouched in his chair, sunglasses on in the middle of the night, whilst inside. Of course, Peter recognised him.

    “N-No ones.”

    Tony Stark took another sip.

    “Really? Because this definitely isn’t the funnest party to gate crash, kid.” There was a drawling sarcasm to the statement, he seemed to have thought he’d caught him out.

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    Language:
    English
    Words:
    2,038
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    2
    Kudos:
    186
    Bookmarks:
    17
    Hits:
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    “Give him back.” Her face remained solid.

    “The turtle?” He looked way too innocent for whatever the fuck was going on his head.

    She reached for her hip. “He’s a tortoise”
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    Or a girl tries to get back her emotional support tortoise during the zombie apocalypse.

    Language:
    English
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    1,611
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Hits:
    34
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    From: [email protected]
    To: [email protected]
    Subject: Homework
    Dear Peter
    I have started to become concerned with the amount of your homework you have left outstanding. I have had a discussion with some of your other teachers and they have bought forward similar concerns in addition to your lack of concentration in class.
    I have no doubts about your capability; however, we need evidence of this skill to allow you to pass any of your classes.
    Would you available to meet after your last lesson next Tuesday?

    Best Wishes,
    Ms Warren
    Physics teacher at midtown high

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    641
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    3
    Kudos:
    48
    Bookmarks:
    1
    Hits:
    541
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    Harry reflects on his life after his eightieth birthday.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    187
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Kudos:
    13
    Hits:
    408
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    “Do you want to get hotdogs after this?”

    “Wade…”
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    Peter Parker and Wade Wilson get kidnapped by a weird man in a velvet green suit. Wade is way too excited about it and Peter would rather be anywhere else. Well, maybe not anywhere else, he could name a few places he rather not be, but here's also pretty bad.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    892
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    9
    Kudos:
    298
    Bookmarks:
    21
    Hits:
    1,723
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    He didn’t remember being taken. He remembers waking up strapped to a chair. The bonds too strong to break, or he was just too weak.

    Peter remembers calling out. He remembers yelling for help. Peter remembers being trapped under the rubble of a building.

    Peter remembers a lot of things, he’s not sure all of them happened.

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    A mix of pros, poetry and nursery rhymes, to tell the story of Peter slowly falling apart.
    And being taken apart, that's important too.

    Series
    Language:
    English
    Words:
    1,471
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Collections:
    1
    Comments:
    12
    Kudos:
    67
    Bookmarks:
    2
    Hits:
    1,208
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    “He’s a vigilante, you’re not exactly trying that hard to stay on the right side of the law.”

    Natasha just lost control of this interrogation, didn’t she. Goddamm it Tony.

    “People throw accusations and shit like that round all the time, but you’re gonna have a hard time finding a cop to arrest him.”

    “What do you mean?” Natasha asks. They were getting somewhere.

    “A lot of cops dislike him but they respect him. Always leaves his criminals wrapped up like Santa Claus"

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    The Avengers hunt down Spider-Man and end up interrogating one of his contacts, Aaron Davis. and something about that Spider is starting to turn Natasha soft. (Peter and Natasha friendship)

    Series
    Language:
    English
    Words:
    1,449
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Collections:
    2
    Comments:
    20
    Kudos:
    888
    Bookmarks:
    93
    Hits:
    7,784
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    Peter woke up to sound of an alarm clock, and car horns, and the neighbours two floors down having an argument… It was loud, too loud.

    He reached out to shut off the small box. Crunch. Peter sat up to find the clock completely shattered into pieces.

    “What?” He murmured. He was way too tired to deal with this right now. I was sick last night and…

    Wait, why was he sick? Was it something from the lab?

    …or the spider that bit him.

    The spider from a lab.

    An experimental spider from a radiation testing la-

    Ok. No. He has definitely been reading too many comics.

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    Peter looks back on the morning he first got his powers, and the difference between then and now.

    Series
    Language:
    English
    Words:
    1,009
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Collections:
    1
    Comments:
    5
    Kudos:
    23
    Bookmarks:
    2
    Hits:
    375
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    Harry had never considered himself lucky.
    Sure, he had a loving family, an overflowing Gringotts vault and fame beyond belief, but that was to be expected. He had never not had those things, so how could he ever imagine a world without them.
    Harry had never considered himself lucky until he met someone who had lived in a world without them

    (AU Harry from the end of 4th year meets Cannon Harry after the battle of Hogwarts)

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    4,647
    Chapters:
    3/?
    Comments:
    46
    Kudos:
    307
    Bookmarks:
    79
    Hits:
    4,765
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    Seven months after the war and Harry Potter is enjoying the normalcy of domestic life.

    Ron and Harry were the only ones who officially lived at Grimmauld Place, but Hermione slept there nearly every night and Ginny only went back to the burrow when Mrs Weasley got mad. It wasn’t perfect, they all still remembered what happened, but sitting with their cups of tea and a plate of biscuits Harry couldn’t think of any place better.

    And then half of everyone disappeared.

    Harry was alone again with a broken George and a Ministry in shambles.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    2,498
    Chapters:
    2/?
    Comments:
    1
    Kudos:
    26
    Bookmarks:
    9
    Hits:
    545

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