Sadistic_Greenbean
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Last thing Arthur remembers, he was out with Leon on a hunt. So when he wakes up and finds himself in a strange bed with a terrible wound on his chest, he is understandably confused. Even stranger is the boy who says he's there to take care of him.
As Arthur recovers, he learns more about this mysterious boy. What he finds out about the boy—and about himself in the process—is more than he bargained for. But Arthur hopes that it'll be enough to explain whatever the hell happened to him and his missing knight.
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there but for the grace of god by TheResurrectionist
Fandoms: Batman - All Media Types, Justice League - All Media Types
20 Apr 2020
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From a tumblr prompt.
AKA, "A Justice League fic where everyone argues about who's the most
beautiful and intimidatingsexy from the Big Three and everyone has valid points." -
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Bruce turned to Jason. “How heavy are you right now?”
“No fucking way,” Oliver said, eyes widening, “You’re kidding me.”
Jason cracked his neck.
“About 280,” he said casually, “Maybe 285.”
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guilt is a useless emotion by TheResurrectionist
Fandoms: Justice League - All Media Types, Batman - All Media Types
10 Jun 2024
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“We’re just having a conversation,” Hal said, like Clark was crazy for even bringing it up.
“In the showers?"
“Yeah?” Hal asked, scrubbing at his back with one hand. Frowning, he twisted around in the spray so he was facing away from Bruce. “Hey, is it on my neck? I swear I can still feel it there.”
Bruce leaned over, scanning Hal’s back. “No. You’re clear.”
(or, the time Hal followed Bruce into the Watchtower showers to continue an argument and nobody but Clark thought that was weird)
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Celebrity BatWaynes by sardonic_sprite, SkullKitten
Fandom Batman (Comics), Batman - All Media Types, Buzzfeed Unsolved (Web Series), DCU (Comics), The Bachelor (TV)
25 Jan 2026
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So we all know the Wayne fam are canonically celebrities. So what shenanigans and chaos ensue when they get involved in all the inevitable celebrity media?
PSA:
Some fics in this series will involve romantic relationships. They will be tagged accordingly.
If you prefer not to read such fics, I am more than happy to provide summaries of the events in that work (including key jokes that may come back). Additionally, feel free to ask to what degree the relationship will feature in a fic and in the series moving forward. You can leave these questions on any fic in this series, or on my tumblr
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The Press Conference by sardonic_sprite
Fandoms: Batman - All Media Types, Batman (Comics)
06 Apr 2022
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Dear journalists:
In light of the shocking return to life of Jason Todd-Wayne, the Wayne family will be holding a press conference at the Wayne Enterprises building in downtown Gotham this Thursday afternoon. Bruce Wayne will be giving a statement, and afterward there will be time for questions for the whole family as a panel. They ask that you be respectful considering the topics of this discussion and accept if a member of the family prefers not to address a question.
Thank you,Lucius Fox
Board President, Wayne EnterprisesSeries
- Part 6 of Celebrity BatWaynes