Scarlet_Salem



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    Robert is an insomniac, unsurprisingly. But he'd never thought to take pills for it. Unfortunately, the pills don't seem to agree with his subconscious, and his sleep becomes just as restless as wakefulness as he dreams of his Z-team.

     

    Well. Now Invisigal wasn't the only one with a dirty mind.

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    Robert and Flambae keep (most of) their beef out of the office and settle their scores somewhere else. They've chosen the bedroom.

    Porn without plot. It gets right into the sex.

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    Robert Robertson Prides himself on being a considerate sexual partner, so what happened last Friday at the gym is really weighing on his mind. It doesn't help that Flambae is avoiding him. He needs to talk to the fiery hero and make sure that he's alright, if only for his own peace of mind.

    In which Robert attempts to apologize to Flambae, but instead they have sex.

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    03 Feb 2026

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    “Fuck off, Mecha-Dick. Your poor ass has been bumming off of me for months. Can your bitch ass not afford weed? Too busy blowing it all on come rags and twinkies?” Flambae smirks, leaning back in his seat to finish off the blunt.

    Robert shrugs, “I just like wasting yours.”

    “Whatever. See if I keep bringing any after this.”

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    Waterboy, somehow, gets invited over to Robert's house. Turns out, Robert and Chad have been smoking weed together for a couple of months now. Unlike them, Waterboy has never gotten successfully high before. With teamwork, Robert and Flambae will overcome this obstacle!

    (edit 12/2/25: spruced up the first chapter with fixes, enhanced dialogue, grammar issues, etc.)

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    The thing about plastic chairs is that they weren't a great substitute for an actual bed; the other thing is, Robert can't exactly afford to be picky and even if he 𝘤𝘰𝘶𝘭𝘥 the internal debate is still ongoing as to whether or not he deserves a mattress at this current point in his life.

    So, the plastic chair stays and is staying for the foreseeable future. Besides, it's charming - in a depressing, minimalism-that-is-totally-not-a-reflection-of-his-inner-sense-of-worth way.

     
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    The fic where Robert has chronic pain and Flambae has warm hands. The two of them will figure out what to do about that eventually, right?

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