Schistosity
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Chambers by Schistosity
Fandoms: Minecraft (Video Game), Searching for a world that doesn't exist
18 Nov 2025
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The laptop takes a month to change hands.
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“I am not a ‘kid’,” the boy spits, drawing himself up to his full height of whatever feet and nothing inches. “The name given to me is Xiao, though some mortals know me better as the Conqueror of Demons—” he throws his head back defiantly, which is adorable, “—I am a yaksha in the eternal service of the people of Liyue, favoured by Rex Lapis, not some glorified troubadour.”
Verr blinks.
“Wow you’re... you’re an insane person, aren’t you?” She says.
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Verr Goldet has run the Wangshu Inn alongside her husband for almost a decade. Their oldest patron insists he was there first.
Or, the building of a sanctuary. Told in olive branches refused, taken, and freely given.
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twenty-fifth by Schistosity for dadsalad
Fandoms: Fire Emblem: Fuukasetsugetsu | Fire Emblem: Three Houses
31 Aug 2022
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On the first morning after the war, Dedue turns twenty-five years old.
For Dedue Week on Twitter. Day 3: Birthday.
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the multitudinous seas incarnadine by Schistosity
Fandoms: Fire Emblem Musou: Fuukasetsugetsu | Fire Emblem Warriors: Three Hopes
15 Jul 2022
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He can see it. Specks of red, like grout, in the tight edges of his nails. Faint, in the seams where skin meets chipped keratin. Cracked red in the pads of his fingers, the countless tiny valleys of his fingerprints and creases of his skin. Small. Red.
It’s not real, though. There is no blood on his hands. Not in reality. It’s not real. It’s not fucking REAL—
Claude plunges his hands into the water.
Claude does not attend the feast after the battle at Fódlan's Locket.
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Fool's Errand by Schistosity
Fandoms: Fire Emblem: Fuukasetsugetsu | Fire Emblem: Three Houses
03 Apr 2022
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Claude is killed for the good of the cause. Hubert begs to differ.
Under Derdriu's scorching sun, a decision is reversed.
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Allura Vysoren did not come to Wildemount to do anything so grand as save the world. But after witnessing the Mighty Nein's encounter with Trent Ikithon in the King's throne room, she thinks she might have just found some people she could be able to help, which is a little more manageable.
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An exploration on the Mighty Nein through the lens of language.
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“You have to get used to this, cook.” Zoro’s breath tickles his left ear. “So no one can use it against you.”
Sanji’s breathing shallowly, waiting to be pushed away. Zoro’s chest is so, so warm. “How would I get used to it? Who’s gonna—”
“Who’s gonna what?”
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Sanji is so touch starved it's a liability. Zoro, like any good nakama, decides to help him out.
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“Maybe next week Max will let you win,” Tom jokes.
Charles chuckles a little, but looks even more uncomfortable than he did before.
Max, still riding on his anger from Charles admitting Ferrari are upset with him, raises the microphone.
“That is not funny,” he says, barely restraining himself from unleashing his anger on Tom.
If he doesn’t put a stop to this now, people will always speculate. They will always wonder: did Max let Charles pass? Did Charles go wide on purpose? Are they going easy on each other? Are they sharing team secrets?
“What, you think that because I love him that I would just let him pass by me? You do not know anything about our relationship, and you clearly do not know anything about me if you think that I would do this. If I let anybody win, I would not deserve my seat in F1. This joke is stupid, and it is insulting.”
or: following their very public trackside and podium kisses, Max and Charles deal with the consequences of their coming out. They knew things would be difficult; but they didn't really expect the many, many ways it would change their lives.
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- Part 2 of don't blame me, love made me crazy
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Bookmarked by Schistosity
06 Dec 2025
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I’m not even joking this is THEEEE lestappen fic
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Is Fucking The Enemy Really Your Fault If He Was Begging For It? by Peanutbutterjaridk
Fandoms: Gachiakuta (Manga), Gachiakuta (Anime)
18 Sep 2025
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Zanka runs into Jabber on a mission and they get into a fight.
That’s what Enjin tells him to put on his report, at least.
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The day after the Nine-Tails’ attack, Kakashi leaves Konoha. He’s fourteen, he’s alone, and he’s had enough. Shinobi life has done nothing for him, apart from taking everything – everyone – that he holds dear.
So he leaves. He just wants to be alone; people only ever die around him, anyway. He tries his best to never care about anyone again.
Ten years later, Naruto stumbles across a silver-haired half-dead missing-nin in the woods – and he becomes determined to turn this stranger into his first and only friend.
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Bookmarked by Schistosity
18 Aug 2025
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Sanji and Zoro don’t get along. Their daemons, Sanji is disturbed to discover, do.
Written for OP Secret Santa 2024!
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- Part 1 of 'All Aflutter'-verse (OP Daemon AU)
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Bookmarked by Schistosity
29 Dec 2024
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love these AUs and this one is so thoughtful