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  1. Rec 24

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    Aaron Hotchner is a Unit Chief of the BAU team, and an Alpha happily married to his high school sweetheart, Haley, who's a Beta struggling to conceive a child.

    Spencer Reid is a brilliant scientist and entrepreneur, and a friend of Jason Gideon, a former FBI agent. Spencer's rich, smart, and self-confident; he's also hell-bent on disproving all stereotypes about what it means to be an Omega.

    While working on a particularly difficult case, Aaron asks Gideon for help; he gets Spencer instead. Neither of them are what the other expects.

    Or: Criminal Minds, Alpha/Beta/Omega style.

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    19 Feb 2026

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    chap 9

  2. Rec 11

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    This story takes place in the urban jungle, the most dangerous place for young people to fall prey to the throes of romance.

    Human and beast hybrid species have become commonplace among society, with everyone alike additionally developing alpha, beta, and omega characteristics. People tend to avoid alpha predators, earning them a cast-out reputation. Tomura apparently didn't get the memo, and earns bonus points with a certain purple neighbor.

    Just a silly little romantic comedy between a grumpy snow leopard and a lilac-colored Border Collie that happen to cross paths more times than they'd initially enjoy.

    You might say that it goes down like... cats and dogs?

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    Or: I feel like Shinsou would really love to play with a kitty Tomura, who's just a prickly curmudgeon about it until he finds he likes the stupid dog's antics.

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    19 Feb 2026

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    chap 5

  3. Rec 30

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    Chuuya slaps Dazai’s chest. “Why were you even releasing them anyway, alpha’s are repulsed by other alpha’s.” Dazai gives Chuuya a small smile and Chuuya yells at him again. “They’re supposed to at least!”

    “Well, the little chibi was releasing stress pheromones for some reason, and I guess I did it on instinct.”

    “I think I’m sick of instinct.”

    “Ah, but see, it’s not in your instinct to attack me.”

    “Get out of here before I rip your face off.” Dazai steps back a bit, only a little bit.

    Chuuya knew that whatever was happening to his body wasn’t normal, adding onto the millions of other things that weren’t normal about him.

    It’s just that, with Dazai, anything could happen.

    (In which Chuuya finds out that he's an alpha and Dazai decides that this wasn't going to stop him)

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    19 Feb 2026

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    chap 4 | alpha/alpha skk!!

  4. Rec *

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    “Fuck you.”

    Dazai leans an arm on the machine, shamelessly checking him out. “Down. I get off in 5 minutes.”

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    Looking to buy wine and XL condoms before hitting the club, the last thing Chuuya expects is to be hit on by the pretty employee assisting him at the malfunctioning self-checkout machine.

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    29 Jan 2026

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    hotttttt!! <3

  5. Rec 35

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    In this weighty gloom... a spark.

    With the Terran Accord having surrendered to the Affini, all that remains is finding those Terrans that have yet to be domesticated. One such individual is a man wracked with enough trauma that it's a wonder he hasn't completely collapsed under his own guilt and shame, and he catches the eyes of a certain Affini. Behind this man's paranoid, scared visage is a soul desperate for stability... and with one Affini, he may yet have it.

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    25 Dec 2025

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