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  1. Public Bookmark 48

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    Kenny bites the inside of his cheek and all at once, it’s too much. There’s a weight in his throat that won’t leave, that won’t let him breathe, that won’t let anything pass his lips but the truth. “I care about him,” he says simply.
    “Obviously,” says Kyle. “So why don’t you go for it? You know. Ask him out.”
    “I don’t want to.”

    In which Kenny McCormick learns to stop protecting the people he loves from himself.

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  2. Public Bookmark 42

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    Sergeant Calhoun always knew that she had loved Dr. Brad Scott. It took the Honey Glow to convince her that she loved anyone else.

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    09 Apr 2024

  3. Public Bookmark 58

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    Kenny can’t believe this is real. He can’t. The idea that this isn’t some sick and twisted joke is incomprehensible. “You cheated on me with Tweek?”

    “No, I…” Craig pauses. “Cheated on Tweek with you.”

    “Is there a difference?”

    “You weren’t wronged?” He sounds uncertain, and looks to Tweek, as if for confirmation. “Right?”
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    Kenny and Tweek have never exactly been friends. Orbiting separate social stars, they’re two parallel lines that have never quite managed to converge. And yet, here they are: converging, much to their dismay.

    But, hey, if there's one thing Kenny's good at, it's being a shoulder to cry on. And while he may be a full-time resident at Heartbreak City, it's Tweek's first night on the block. The least Kenny can do is show him around...

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    13 Mar 2024

  4. Public Bookmark 28

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    “Oh, thank fuck,” Craig breaths. "You're alive."

    The guy locks his gaze with Craig’s, malice glinting in his eyes. “Fuck you, Craig Tucker,” he spits—actually, literally spits blood at him. “You’re a god damn piece of shit.”

    Instinctively, Craig glances down at his chest, but despite still being in uniform, he’s not wearing his nametag. He hates wearing his nametag, hates how strangers will call him by his first name like they’re friends. And yet here’s this guy—this guy who Craig has never seen before in his life—saying his name like they’re sworn enemies. Craig frowns at him. “How do you—”

    “Shut the hell up and dump me in your back seat!” the man snaps. “Get me to Hell’s Pass. I’m not gonna last long.” He coughs, a nasty, rattling sound. “You got me good this time, you asshole.”

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    13 Mar 2024

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    Wade meets Peter first and Spider-Man second but comes to the obvious conclusion anyway: Peter Parker must be the secret flame Spidey is trying to protect with the whole secret-identity shebang. While Deadpool might be morally lax in many ways, he is not a homewrecker, even if Peter is all soft smiles and doe-eyes.

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    22 Jan 2024