Shikava
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In the Shire, hobbits say, "What lovely weather we've having." They also stir their teacups for four and a half clockwise rotations, place their left elbow seven-eighths down the way of the arm rest, and sniffled pointedly, which roughly translates to: "This tea is over-steeped and bland, your furniture is both uncomfortable and horrifically tasteless, and you're a twit of a host."
And I think that's beautiful.
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Hobbitish is a language of manners and etiquette, the dwarves don't even know that Hobbitish is a thing, and Bilbo is trying to keep a straight face and his peace of mind while the Company unintentionally keeps sexually propositioning him and challenging him to pie-eating contests to the death.
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Actions speak so much louder than words.Series
- Part 2 of Lullabyknell's Hobbit Stories
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05 Feb 2026
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Of monsters, demigods, and other menaces by BlindPassenger
Fandoms: Percy Jackson and the Olympians & Related Fandoms - All Media Types, Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rick Riordan
08 Jan 2026
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Percy does not regret his choice all these centuries ago. It was either that, or being stuck as a semi-underling of that guy with an ego bigger than his bolt, and who really needs that? This way, he could do whatever without being bound by stupid laws, so, win-win.
Sure, the occassional trip to Tartarus might be an inconvenience, but if its that or having to deal with Zeus? Eh, easy choice.Now if the gods, and most notably that retarded old horse, would just stop letting tiny snacks run wild on the streets, that would make his life a whole lot less stressful.
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The monster!Percy one-shot (collection?) my weird brain decided has to be written.
Bookmarked by Shikava
01 Feb 2026
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What’s wrong with second young master Lan? by AllUsernamesAreTaken
Fandoms: 魔道祖师 - 墨香铜臭 | Módào Zǔshī - Mòxiāng Tóngxiù
23 Jan 2026
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“Lan-er-gegeee?” he sweetly singsonged.
Lan Wangji, like he had been doing the entire afternoon, immediately looked at him upon being called. His eyebrows raised minimally as he took in Wei Wuxian’s appearance.
“How about this? Am I still nice to look at, Er-Gege? Do I look cute?” Wei Wuxian asked, sugary and nasally, as he twirled the end of one pigtail around his finger and batted his eyelashes.
The other didn’t miss a beat.
“Mn. Very cute,” Lan Wangji confirmed, not seeming flustered at all.
Wei Wuxian was starting to despair.
(Or: Lan Wangji discovers a method to find out if a flirtatious guy is being serious or just playing and decides to test it on Wei Wuxian. The method? Flirting back.)
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- Part 1 of Something’s up with wangxian!
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24 Jan 2026
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a free bird leaps on the back of the wind by itsthechocopuff
Fandom Naruto, Naruto (Anime & Manga)
11 Oct 2025
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23 Jan 2026
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In which Odysseus talks his way out of war by Varymezzo
Fandoms: EPIC - Jorge Rivera-Herrans (Albums)
18 Sep 2025
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When Odysseus fails to convince Palamedes of his insanity, he realises his only hope of escaping the war lies in revealing his existence to his divine father.
However in a world where gods are known for their inability to bear children, it can be dangerous to reveal your demigod status...
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- Part 2 of The Rare Demigod AUs
Bookmarked by Shikava
09 Jan 2026