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    “Maybe—maybe Lily is sleeping,” she says. Bargaining, she realizes numbly. She’s bargaining for more time. And for whatever is unfolding here to stop unfolding and in fact fold itself back up. Her thumb shifts away from the call button. “And you should be sleeping too, mister.”

    “He’s not sleeping.” Shane flares his nostrils—another gesture Yuna hasn’t seen in so many years. “He’s waiting for me to call a third time. Mom. Please. He’s—he’ll be so worried.”

    Yuna shifts her thumb and lets it drop. Is Yuna a bad mother if she hopes "Lily" doesn’t pick up?

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    or: Shane needs to call someone the night he's laid out by Marlow, and Yuna reflects on her quietly, obsessively devoted son.

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    “Dude, I’d really like to know less about your sex life.”

    “Is good for you,” Rozanov said. “You need excitement in your life. What do you give Mrs Pike, fifteen minutes of missionary?”

    “Fuck off.” Hayden scowled at him. “I have four fucking kids, I think that’s evidence enough that my bedroom life is happy.”

    “Fifteen minutes of missionary can make four kids.”

    “It’s not fifteen min- Oh my God just stop it!”

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    Hayden needs to get from Montreal to Ottawa in time for their game that afternoon. Shane has a great idea about who can give him a ride.

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    “Hollander. Thanks for inviting me.” Scott shakes his hand.

    Hollander’s face cracks into a genuine smile at that, softening him from a diplomat to a tentative, nervous philanthropist. “Thanks for coming. We really, really appreciate it. And I’m sure the kids will be super stoked.”

    We, Scott notes. The Hollander-Rozanov unit has finally been realized, and who would’ve thought it would be as charity co-founders and not simultaneous induction into the hall of fame as rivals?

    What if Shane invited Scott to coach at the first Game Changers camp in 2019, pre-FanMail video?

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    Shane Hollander is perfect. He has to be. Or maybe he's just never had the right people to rely on.

     

    Aka Five times Shane Hollander-Rozanov was perfect plus the one time he didn’t have to be.

    Ft. post-long game Centaurs, wildly unrealistic hockey, trivia night, karaoke, a saucy photoshoot, the Olympics, and Shane learning to accept help from the people he loves.

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    “My eye is fine, I don’t know how Matti’s knee is, and yes I asked for extra olive oil for the bread before I left Lulla’s,” Scott lists as he sweeps into the kitchen, holding two large paper bags in his hands. Rozanov follows Scott with his own Lulla’s bag, a half-step behind Scott because he stumbled slipping his sneakers off. “Rozanov, say thank you to Kip. I wouldn’t let you in here otherwise.”

    Kip doubts that but he lets Scott believe it for now.

    “Thank you Kip,” Rozanov says with a crooked grin.

    or, the grady-hunters have dinner with ilya rozanov.

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