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The Kiss Of Unlife is ancient magic meant to be used on a fresh corpse to keep it in a life-like Snow-White-esque state. The caster imbues a body with their own magic, which replaces the newly vacated soul.
Only, Harry was still alive when Voldemort tried to preserve her. The result was a magical miracle baby conceived through a single kiss. Harry vanished. Voldemort searched. Everybody else was told she had died.
Until 5 years later, the truth surfaced in the sweetest way possible.
This is a short, shamelessly indulgent Fem!HarryMort story in 6 chapters and an epilogue.
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Seven years of suffering in the cupboard under the stairs infuse magic and pain into the walls, the cot, even the air itself. A crying Harry Potter unknowingly taps into his Peverell family magic and moulds his sorrows into a brand new friend. His dementor keeps him warm in its robes, keeps people away from him and listens to everything he has to say. And no one but Harry can even see it! He's never been as happy.
Until, one day, the dementor gives a gift to its maker that changes everything Harry has ever known. Whisked away from Privet Drive and surrounded by wizards and witches, Harry and his dementor-turned-familiar must work together to see through the many plots they've been ensnared in.
And who is the man who seems to live in Harry's head? And why is his new pet bunny such a dramaqueen?
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How To Lay Plans, Hatch A Plot & Raise Hell - A Serpent's Guide to Grand-hatchlings by SkullyGlocker
Fandoms: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling
15 Sep 2025
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Maybe, if Dumbledore hadn't been so quick to sweep Harry's first murder under the rug, Harry might have thought on it hard enough to feel regret. Instead, Dumbledore, as a trusted authority figure, assured the young boy saviour that he did no wrong.
Had Dumbledore been in any way competent at child rearing as opposed to training child soldiers, Harry would not have ended up making an accidental horcrux. Voldemort would still be insane. Nagini would have no hope of ever having grand-hatchlings to dote on.
(Harry somehow winds up in the middle of a ritual circle just as Voldemort is finishing the ritual to make another horcrux. Voldemort tries to backpedal. All he succeds in is becoming Harry's horcrux. Which might have been reversible had Harry not been harboring a secret in his scar.)
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Ended up with four enjoyable poems, nursery rhymes(?), after a random three hour hyperfocus session. Decided to post them and see if anyone wants to take a look. Feel free to play with them, use them in your own work if you find any use for them. I'll never publish these so go ham. (I'd love a link if you make something)
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Harry was half convinced someone had drugged the entire student population. Voldemort was so terrifying that no one dared speak his name, but oogling his nudes in public was just fine and dandy? What was wrong with people?
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No Body, No Crime by annasgolden
Fandoms: Percy Jackson and the Olympians & Related Fandoms - All Media Types, Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rick Riordan
04 Sep 2023
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Sally Jackson was supposed to die that day. The gods react to that information in different ways. Percy just wants to know why a throne room of gods is staring at him like he is the one about to cause a cataclysmic event.
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After Tartarus there had been whispers of the terror that was Perseus. Thanatos decided that he did not want to join the list of enemies of Perseus Jackson.
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- Part 1 of One Day, We Will Be Remembered
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27 Feb 2026
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Time Turns Flames To Embers by annasgolden
Fandoms: Percy Jackson and the Olympians & Related Fandoms - All Media Types
26 Feb 2026
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After Tartarus, things were different. Percy Jackson was bed ridden on Olympus in Apollo's temple as he learns his worst nightmare is coming true: Percy was becoming a god whether he wanted to or not. Desperately, he tries to make the Fates change their minds. Instead, Percy and Apollo find themselves stranded in Ancient Greece where they must figure out a way to get home while also having to handle the meddling gods of the past. Meanwhile, in the present, Olympus scrambles as they discover the duos disappearance.
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OR: Percy wants Fate to stop messing with him and Apollo wants to simultaneously throttle Percy for dragging him along and also lock him in a cage so he doesn't get accidently smote.
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- Part 5 of One Day, We Will Be Remembered
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27 Feb 2026
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Percy Jackson, Son of Dionysus by rad_batson
Fandoms: Percy Jackson and the Olympians (TV 2023), Percy Jackson and the Olympians & Related Fandoms - All Media Types, Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rick Riordan
06 Jan 2024
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All Mr. D wanted was a glass of wine. He didn’t realize it came paired with a son.
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While pretending to be Percy's father, Mr. D accidentally claims Percy as his son for all of Olympus. Now, he has two options: admit he broke his punishment by drinking wine...or give one hell of a performance.
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27 Feb 2026
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The Accidental Adoption by Smileyspidey616
Fandoms: Percy Jackson and the Olympians & Related Fandoms - All Media Types, Percy Jackson and the Olympians (TV 2023)
09 Jan 2026
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Rated teen for minor swearing. Based off of @lenamassuda on tik tok.
“Mr. D is not your father.”
“I could be”Chiron shook his head in exasperation, “You do realize that you have now claimed Percy?”
He shrugged, “So what, I’m not Peters father.”
“Legally, you have claimed him,” Chiron explained, “he is technically yours now.”
Dionysus’s carefree grin slid off his face, “what?”
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Percy now has two godly parents (who don’t quite get along) to deal with while struggling to find Zeus’s missing lightning bolt. This is certainly an interesting summer
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Slow updates but not abandoned!Series
- Part 1 of Peter Johnson, son of Dionysus
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Son of Lightning, Son of Sea by derangedpieceofsnitzle
Fandoms: Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rick Riordan, Percy Jackson and the Olympians & Related Fandoms - All Media Types
15 Mar 2023
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It is long known that Zeus’ kids, especially his sons, have a tendency to be chaotic, dramatic, and a complete mess, except for a select few. These tendencies had to have come from somewhere… or more specifically someone. *Judgmentally eyes their shared parent*
In which Zeus impulsively decides to mess with his brother and claim his nephew as his own son, and now everyone is hecking confused, especially Percy.
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27 Feb 2026