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The universe sent Jamie a greeting card in the summer transfer window of 2035, when Ray Clarke was called up to the team from the Chelsea academy. Ray was 18 years old, with a chip on his shoulder and the passion of a hundred burning suns, eager to prove himself.
On his second day at Chelsea - when Jamie, as his captain, gently told him to cool it a bit with the aggression during training - Ray called him ‘granddad’.Snippets of Jamie’s career through Roy's eyes, Jamie's relationship with Roy, coming out, his last years as an active player, and the heralds of his retirement.
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- Part 1 of PG's RoyJamie Bingo 2024
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In which a publisher wants Roy to write an autobiography, and in his new capacity as Roy's ghostwriter, Trent uncovers all sorts of unexpected things.
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He’s not moving, not shying away or trying to get Roy off him, making no movement to break the grip on the front of his shirt, but he’s shaking. There’s a determined frown on his face, his hands are held with a tense deliberation at his sides, but Jamie is shaking.
Jamie is shaking, pretty fucking hard, as he repeats himself, saying, “I know you’re not gonna hurt me.”
Which is the moment that Roy has the sudden and horrifying thought that, fuck, he doesn’t believe that, does he, and he lets go like he’s been burnt.
[or, in this 3x02 episode tag, we're gonna reckon with the shouting and the hyperbolic threats aspect of jamie and roy's dynamic, trust, and how roy might feel a little differently about his own actions after things evolve]
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The One With Jason's Birthday by Noxnthea, there_must_be_a_lock
Fandoms: Marvel, Marvel Cinematic Universe, Batman - All Media Types, Hawkeye (Comics)
30 Oct 2023
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Alfred:
Master Jason is not fond of parties.Richard the Dick:
yeah that’s an understatement he’s not fond of parties like he’s not fond of the Joker 💀BroodingMan:
We made the mistake of planning a surprise party for him once. The property damage was significant.TimmyTimTim:
Why on earth would you plan a surprise party for someone with that many guns?Alfred:
He was 9 at the time.[In which Jason is a Leo and Reddit is useless.]
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- Part 30 of Cross-tober
- Part 9 of Marshmallow Crime Lords
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have you ever thought just maybe (you belong with me) by sanazyung
Fandoms: Ted Lasso (TV)
06 Dec 2023
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“Jamie. They want to have a season where the lead is openly bisexual, and they have men and women contestants. And they called me. Asking about you.”
“Holy shit,” Jamie breathed, steadying himself against his kitchen counter. “They want me to be the fucking Bachelor?”
or, jamie is the bachelor. roy is a contestant-but not by his own will. the world gets to watch them fall in love anyway.
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- Part 1 of bachelor nation
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After months of being away from his home away from home, Ted Lasso returns to AFC Richmond just before Christmas. Except, things are a little bit different than he remembered...
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“You alright?”
“I’m completely normal and totally fine. I don’t feel anything.”
“I feel like that’s exactly what someone who is feeling completely not normal and not fine would say.” Jamie smirks and looks proud as he says it and Roy wants to roll his eyes and growl but he can’t find it within himself to actually do that.
He thinks his head might be starting to feel funny right around the time that they turn onto his street. He also realizes that Jamie is about to meet one of Roy’s best kept secrets.
Or Roy accidentally drinks Beard’s mushroom tea and Jamie takes care of him, featuring Roy’s secret cat
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Roy & Keeley have a conversation. About Jamie, mostly.
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'Keeley furrows her brow, reopening the lid of the envelope from where it’s been tucked in to keep whatever’s inside safe.
Inside isn’t an official application, it’s a letter. It reads:
'Dear Person in charge of Bake Off,
I’m applying for a place in the tent on behalf of my dad, his name’s Ted.'
or, the bake off au that absolutely no one asked for.
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- Part 1 of for biscuits? for love
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Jamie is NOT in a car crash. Roy is strangely upset about the fact. Colin is a good friend, but also tired.
Or, Roy Kent’s continued adventures in Emotions.
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Roy Kent's Long and Incredibly Fucking Irritating Coming Out Saga by chelicerata
Fandoms: Ted Lasso (TV)
22 Oct 2023
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“Uncle Roy, are you and Jamie boyfriends?” Phoebe asks abruptly.
“Uh,” Roy says.
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dust off your highest hopes by Blackmustache for warriorhoneybee (WeAreStarless)
Fandoms: Ted Lasso (TV)
25 Oct 2022
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Jamie's birthday isn't shaping up to be anything special, but a surprise visitor turns it around. Spoiler alert: the visitor is Roy.
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“For fucks sake, Keeley!” Roy blurted out, throwing his hands in the air. “We weren’t fucking fighting!”
He could see the exact moment Keeley realized, her eyes flickering to the shirt, to Jamie’s neck, his ruffled hair and kiss swollen mouth. Roy wasn’t much better off, hair just as messy and neck decorated with the hickies Jamie had left there when their calm night in had started to devolve into something more.
“....oh. Oh! Oh my god.” Keeley’s eyes had gone impossibly wide as she observed the state of them. “You two were-” She cut herself off, making an indecipherable gesture between Jamie and Roy.
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When Keeley breaks up with Roy after his spontaneous plans to whisk her away to Marbella for the summer, he makes the trip by himself, intent on forgetting about the break up as best he can through as much booze, tapas, and sunshine as one person can manage during one miserable summer. The last thing he expects is for his car to break down during a road trip up the Spanish coast, where he finds none other than Jamie fucking Tartt - who fell off the face of the Earth after his stint on Lust Conquers All - working in a seaside bar.
Post-season 2 AU where, after getting kicked off of Lust Conquers All, Jamie decides not to return to England or football.
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5 Times Nobody Said Anything (And 1 Time Somebody Did) by pepperlandgirl4
Fandoms: Ted Lasso (TV)
16 Apr 2023
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Roy and Jamie are not as sneaky as they think they are.
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“You’re doing what?” Keeley asks, her voice tinny because Jamie put her on speaker. It’s a video call, but Roy can’t see her face, because he’s too busy standing ankle-deep in water and cursing.
“He said he’s fixing my pipes,” Jamie confides.
“Is that a euphemism?” Keeley asks.
It's not.
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Or: When Jamie's house gets flooded, Roy embarks on a mission to teach him some important life skills. For some reason, Jamie seems less than appreciative.
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“What if I don’t want to choose?” Keeley asked, even though she knew that was impossible. She would have to make a choice, even if it was to value her friendship with both over choosing either of them.
“What? Like date both of us at once until you figure it out?” Jamie asked.
Roy was staring at Jamie now. Or maybe glaring. It was hard to tell.
“What if I just want two boyfriends?” she asked.
She had meant it as a joke to try to lighten the mood. But as soon as the words left her mouth, she wanted to take them back.
They weren’t laughing. They didn’t look like they thought she was joking.
Set after season 3. Keeley doesn't know what to do about having feelings for both Roy and Jamie. They agree to her having separate relationships with each of them, but as time goes on the lines between Roy and Jamie get more and more blurred.
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- Part 1 of Bizarre Love Triangle series
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A look into how Jamie and Roy spent their night in Amsterdam--feat. windmills, bikes, tulips, and memory.
Alternatively, a love letter to Amsterdam and the importance of memory in place.
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“You’re Roy Fucking Kent,” Jamie says at last, waving a helpless hand at Roy’s… everything. Big muscled chest, scratchy-looking beard, chocolatey brown eyes. Like a leading man in the romcoms his mum loves, all tall-dark-and-handsome or whatever.
But he ain’t in a fucking romcom, is he. He’s in Amsterdam, sat across a bistro table from his childhood hero and spilling his heart on their takeaway.
“I mean. How could I not fancy ya?”