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    Ilya pivots smoothly and turns towards Shane, raising one dark eyebrow.

    If you're horny, let's do it
    Ride it, my pony
    My saddle's waitin'
    Come and jump on it

    His jacket comes off next, and he drops it carelessly on the floor. The tank comes off, slow and sensual, as if his body is fighting him to keep it on. It doesn't drop to the floor. This time, Ilya hurls it across the bed.

    Shane laughs despite himself as he catches it, resists the hysterical urge to sniff it and quickly tosses it aside, “You asshole, what if that hit my glasses—”

    Ilya continues undeterred, hands trailing up his chest, and Shane's breath catches, his body heating as his nerves spark to life. Ilya’s hands make their way to his curls, where he squeezes them with both hands as he thrusts his crotch up in the air.

    Shane snickers, then he falls back against his pillows as a breathless sound erupts from him again.

    Inspired by yet another tweet from @paulasoldestson. OR, Shane's ever-growing list of songs he has banned because Ilya does not know how to behave himself.

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    03 Mar 2026

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    I'M DYING LMAOAOADGEIWFW

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    “You are sooo boring,” Shane whines again. “Wanna hear something not boring?” He attempts to wiggle his eyebrows at him, but he only manages a weird half arch on one of them. Hayden would think it’s kind of adorable, if it wasn’t for the topic of conversation at hand.

    “No, I don’t,” and Hayden prays inside his head for Shane to actually not tell him anything else.

    God (and Shane) ignore his pleas.

    “He fucks me so good after he wins a game. But he fucks me even better after I win”.

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    The Dentist!Fic in which Shane gets high off the anaesthesia from getting his wisdom teeth removed and tells poor Hayden all about his and Ilya’s sex life.

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    21 Feb 2026

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    Cliff had to approach this correctly, or Ilya was liable to sock him in the jaw and clam up entirely. Subtlety was his friend here.

    And all of that flew immediately out of his head the moment that Ilya opened his front door, looking sweaty and shirtless and mildly pissed off, which was pretty much his standard look.

    “Are you moving to Canada for some fuckboy?” was how the question came out of his mouth instead.

    AKA the time that Cliff Marleau figured almost all of it out

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    21 Feb 2026

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    Five times where someone accidentally discovered that it’s always the quiet ones, and one time where Shane told them directly.

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    18 Feb 2026

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    When he was seven years old, Shane Hollander was briefly lost at an airport. Luckily, the kindness of a stranger ensured he made it back to his parents safely, putting an end to a terrifying three hours for the Hollanders. It takes twenty years (and one heated rivalry) for Shane to learn the name of his rescuer. It takes twenty years for Ilya to learn his wish had already come true.

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    14 Feb 2026

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    Ahhhhhhh so cuteeeee crying rn tho