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    Lance's nightmares are getting out of control. It's effecting his and the team's performance, but he's at a loss for how to fix this.

    Apparently sleeping next to a warm body helps.

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    The awkward kid standing in front of him has to be, what, twenty five? Twenty six, tops. Hardly a kid at all, really, but Jeez, does Bdubs ever feel like an old geezer looking at him.

    “Etho?” he says experimentally.

    The kid blinks over at him owlishly. “Bdubs?” he says and, yeah, that’s Etho’s voice alright. Quiet and unsure, and softer than it’s been in years, but definitely, definitely Etho.

    As sculk contamination puts the future of Season 10 in doubt, the situation gets more complicated when an Etho from 2013 lands in the hermits' laps.

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    14 Jan 2026

  3. Rec 10

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    There’s really not a lot Etho can do.

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    14 Jan 2026

  4. Rec 47

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    Etho’s got his jacket off, this time—even an apron knotted messily around his waist. His sleeves are rolled up to his elbows, and his biceps flex with every roll of the pin over the pastry.

    Arms, Bdubs thinks. And then thinks, even less coherently, yeah, ARMS.

    Etho gets a new hobby. Bdubs gets perks. They keep kissing—but that, really, could mean anything.

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    14 Jan 2026

  5. Rec 17

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    “They found your body,” Bdubs tells the ball of white fluff currently posted up on his couch. “Doc’s just prepping everything to get you switcheroo’d back.”

    Etho accidentally swaps bodies with his pet fox, Sidekit. Bdubs has feelings about getting him swapped back.

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    14 Jan 2026