SmugglerofSass



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    Witchcraft, summonings, blood magic, and just a dash of romance.

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    The original trilogy plus Han's daughter. Or something like that.

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    A small 'verse examining Han and his life, originally posted on tumblr.

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    Retirement is a four-letter word.

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    08 Apr 2023

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    “That’s called infatuation, dear.” Tracy is attempting to hide her smile and seems entirely too sober considering she’s had just as much to drink as Crowley.

    “Nnnn, noo, n you don’ understand!” Crowley flings an arm in the air to try and convey the point, “is, is, hes jst, they’re jis” Crowley pinwheels the arm, “did I tell you about the table? I told you about the table right? And the dears and the pipping, pip-pip? Smile, told you?”

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    The thing is about Crowley's new neighbor, the thing is that Crowley is very, very gay.

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    11 Mar 2023

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    For Aziraphale, there were always two Crowleys: the First Crowley, the one he met in the Garden, the one he's spent 6000 years meeting across human history. And there is the Second Crowley, the one who comes to him across time, again and again, propelled, it would seem, by some unknown tragedy. Both, his hereditary enemy. His dearest friend.

    For Crowley, there is a Before, and there is an After. Before, he spent 6000 years as Hell's agent on Earth, seeing Aziraphale occasionally, working together where they could get away with it. After... After, he's drawn back over and over, like he's attached by a tether that just won't let him go.

    Not that he wants it to let him go. The alternative...

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    04 Oct 2022

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    Aziraphale meets a stranger standing at the edge of a bridge, poised to jump. Aziraphale coaxes him down, brings him home, and shows him all the comforts of humanity.

    Created For Blissful Imperfection Zine. Inspired by, well, The Man Who Fell To Earth.

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    19 Sep 2022

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    “There is, apparently, an angel with a soulmate.”
    Crowley’s expression was one of poorly-veiled amusement. “Uh oh. Reckon your lot weren’t too happy ‘bout that. Soulmates are supposed to be strictly for mortals, aren’t they?”
    “Crowley.” Aziraphale’s voice was just on the side of testy. “The angel’s soulmate is a demon.”
    Crowley’s face morphed from hilarity to understanding and finally to horror in a matter of seconds. “Oh,” he said. His eyes met Aziraphale’s from behind his designer sunglasses. “Oh."

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    07 Sep 2022