SoftsushiCat



Recent bookmarks

  1. Public Bookmark *

    Tags
    Summary

    "Is there a reason you're calling this late at night?" Tony asks, worried in spite of himself. "Tell me what's going on, kid."

    “Everything is one-hundred-percent fine,” Peter says. “Seriously, I've never been better. But I should let you know I have about thirty bricks of cocaine in my bedroom. Also, Karen won't let me turn off Instant Kill Mode. Also, Walmart discontinued my special razzleberry pink squeezy lemonade. Which isn't related to tonight's patrol, I'm just bummed about it.”
     
    Or: The five times Instant Kill Mode is activated +1

     

    *Runner-up for the Soothes the Pain Award in the Iron Dad 2021 Creators Awards.*

    Series
    Language:
    English
    Words:
    23,340
    Chapters:
    7/7
    Collections:
    60
    Comments:
    1,990
    Kudos:
    19,451
    Bookmarks:
    4,330
    Hits:
    237,513

    15 Feb 2026

  2. Public Bookmark *

    Tags
    Summary

    Peter’s first post-mission Avengers hang out goes about as well as one would expect.

    Series
    Language:
    English
    Words:
    2,457
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Collections:
    16
    Comments:
    417
    Kudos:
    21,710
    Bookmarks:
    2,627
    Hits:
    180,751

    13 Feb 2026

  3. Public Bookmark *

    Tags
    Summary

    It's increasingly becoming a world where the unbelievable happens every day. The Avengers team includes a defrosted World War Two solider, a giant green rage monster and a man who might be a God; and they battle aliens and magic on a regular basis. It's not too far fetched to believe the Devil walks Hell's Kitchen.

    Matt, on the other hand, hasn't realised exactly why his new battle buddies seem terrified of him. It's not like they've even heard the rumors about him being the Devil... right?

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    3,412
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Collections:
    28
    Comments:
    525
    Kudos:
    25,653
    Bookmarks:
    5,591
    Hits:
    206,046

    12 Feb 2026

  4. Public Bookmark *

    Tags
    Summary

    Tony Stark just wants to keep Peter Parker on the down low. Heaven forbid Spiderman do something stupid, like go viral.

    OR: Peter Parker accidently patents the superhero equivalent of the ice bucket challenge.

    Series
    Language:
    English
    Words:
    7,836
    Chapters:
    5/5
    Collections:
    53
    Comments:
    885
    Kudos:
    28,052
    Bookmarks:
    4,173
    Hits:
    239,313

    12 Feb 2026

  5. Public Bookmark *

    Tags
    Summary

    They say when you assume you make an ass of you and me.

    Matt wishes that the Avenger's assumptions about his seeming inability to read the written word did something as benign as making an ass of him and them. Being called illiterate shouldn't hurt, not when he knows he's not, and it's not like he can tell them the truth.

    Not that the truth would make much difference. He's just going to have to grin and bear it.

    If he can.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    29,468
    Chapters:
    2/2
    Collections:
    41
    Comments:
    735
    Kudos:
    30,450
    Bookmarks:
    6,797
    Hits:
    299,018

    12 Feb 2026