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Shayne and Courtney ask Spencer to help them with a—private film project. And how can he say no?
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01 Sep 2025
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the five times Spencer saves Tommy and the one time Tommy saves Spencer
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- Part 1 of until our ribs get tough
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19 Feb 2024
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They're doing well. Several rounds of racing have gone by, Chosen taking victory in all of them save one, during which Augustus cheated anyway, so it should not be counted. Augustus doesn't know he cheated, per se, because it's not like he did it on purpose. Chosen took his eyes off the screen for a moment and couldn't pull his gaze back to it. Embarrassing. Besides Chosen's occasional staring problem, they're doing well. And then Augustus bumps his elbow against Chosen's on accident.
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Sometimes a single word can be the straw that breaks the camel's back, so to speak, in that if Augustus apologizes to him one more goddamn time, Chosen is gonna crack.
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17 Jan 2024
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[ Tweet from Damien Haas @DamienHaas on Dec 7, 2023 at 6:27pm reading:
"Hey y'all, I know it's a streaming night, but I've been a very lucky fellow with some really cool stuff going on this week and am therefore extremely tired.
Think it's best I listen to my (actually kinda dizzy at this point) body and sit this one out. 😬👍" ]||
or, shayne comes to check on damien.
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15 Jan 2024
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"Keep facing forward. You're gona walk about six steps, alright?"
"Yeah." Shayne's voice cracks, and Damien chuckles quietly in his ear.
"Come on, then."
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04 Jan 2024
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A two-chaptered story in which Benedict, with the help of Eloise, realizes the true side of his mind, months after accidentally seeing Granville and Wetherby. And thanks to his mother's attempts to find a forgiving suitor for Eloise, Benedict might get more than he ever even dared to dream.
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01 Jan 2024
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30 Nov 2022
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What a Match (I'm Half-Doomed and You're Semi-Sweet) by speccygeekgrrl
Fandoms: What We Do in the Shadows (TV)
10 Aug 2022
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Guillermo can make an educated guess about how Nandor spent his last wishes, and he's pissed about it. Luckily for Nandor, there's still wishes to be had. (Because the Djinn refuses to leave a job unfinished, and these idiots are so close to getting it right...)
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27 Nov 2022
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The Mirror Crack'd From Side to Side by vampireshmampire (thekumquat)
Fandoms: What We Do in the Shadows (TV)
20 Nov 2022
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Guillermo can't remember the last thirteen years of his life. It has something to do with being found beaten half to death on the side of the road three months ago. Although he’s safe now, living with relatives far from New York, the trauma lingers—physically and mentally—and he’s having trouble putting his pieces back together.
Everyone says he just needs to give it time, but he may not have much of that left. The past is catching up, and it’s not going to wait for him to remember it.
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25 Nov 2022
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What We Do When The Cameras Aren't Watching by cortexikid
Fandoms: What We Do in the Shadows (TV)
28 Jun 2022
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“Bit cliché though, isn’t it?”
The witch smirked at him.
"You, a vampire, falling in love with Guillermo, a human. It’s been done to death. Excuse the pun.”
If Nandor’s heart were still alive, it would have stopped dead.
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19 Aug 2022
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Marwa only takes 13 minutes to succeed at what Guillermo and Nandor couldn't figure out in 13 years.
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12 Aug 2022
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you can run away with me anytime you want by partiallyobscure
Fandoms: What We Do in the Shadows (TV)
21 Apr 2022
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Guillermo does Nandor the honor of accompanying him around the world, hoping that Nandor will see being a vampire in a new light.
Nandor hopes taking Guillermo on this journey will make him appreciate his humanity.
They both want what the other already has, not realizing that what they really need is each other.
aka Nandor and Guillermo’s Excellent Adventure
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09 Aug 2022
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When Nandor and the others are invited to a vampires-only masquerade, Guillermo knows that he can't let them go alone. But the only way inside the party is to pretend to be Nandor's vampiric plus one.
Sounds like some private dance lessons are in order.
(Bonus chapter is now up!)
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01 Aug 2022
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31 Jul 2022
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You're Dead (and Outta This World) by TheOceanIsMyInkwell
Fandoms: What We Do in the Shadows (TV)
21 Jan 2021
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“Holy shit!” shouts the EMT at his side. His partner on the other side of the gurney--the other side of the body bag--follows up with a well-deserved holy fuck and stumbles backward over her boots to sag against the back of the open ambulance.
“I’m fine, I’m fine, oh God, I’m sorry,” Guillermo babbles. His knees are trembling. He wriggles out of the body bag and hops to his feet, feeling like his legs are a cross between jello and underbaked macaroons, and he repeats his litany of apologies as he bounces from one foot to another to restore circulation.
Pain shoots through his joints from the roots of his toes. He ignores it, instead pivoting his head from side to side wildly seeking the detritus of his phone and groceries.
“Sir! Sir! You were--sir, please get back here! You were dead!”
“Not today, sorry!”
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Or: 3 times Guillermo came back from the dead, and 1 time Nandor was there to see it.- Language:
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26 Jul 2022
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or, Five Times Guillermo Fails to Have Sex with Nandor + One Time They Make Love
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- Part 2 of take courage
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21 Jul 2022
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hey little sister (what have you done?) by UnfortunatelyObsessed
Fandoms: What We Do in the Shadows (TV)
20 Dec 2021
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Guillermo de la Cruz cares about a lot of things. He cares about his mother, he cares about public transportation. He cares about the fight for unions, the way Nadja taught him how to braid, the record Laszlo gave him, the office supplies Colin brings him, the soft curl that escapes Nandor’s updo when he’s had a harrowing day. He cares about the stupid glitter portrait, he cares about his mini fridge, his crucifix, his coffee mug, he just. Cares. Guillermo de la Cruz cares. It’s what has made him a good familiar, a great bodyguard, an unflinching friend.
So that’s what he does. He cares. He cares when Nandor lets blood flow into Gail’s mouth. He cares when he hits his knees and pulls out that stupid fucking ring. He cares when Gail says yes.
He cares. He cares. He cares.
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20 Jul 2022
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Writing Porn (and other ways to seduce your vampire roommates) by UnfortunatelyObsessed for foxymandy3100 (Sukurarose92), nerdykai128
Fandoms: What We Do in the Shadows (TV)
27 Mar 2022
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“There,” he says. “Taken care of. Now back to my problems—“
“NANDOR!” Guillermo is already yelling, snatching the vacuum away and pressing his face to the dusty old bag. “Can you hear me?!” He thinks he hears a defeated, squished help, and he scowls at Laszlo. “How the hell am I meant to get him out of here in one piece?!”
“Not my problem,” Laszlo deadpans. “What is my problem is that I’ve run out of porn to read.”
“Holy fucking—“ Guillermo is off, muttering curses as he unearths Laszlo’s laptop from under a pile of crap. “Use your computer. You know, the one you made me steal from Best Buy?! Just Google it!”
“There’s porn on the internet?”
“THAT IS ALL THAT IS ON THE INTERNET!”
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19 Jul 2022
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i've been here so long (i think that it's time to move) by UnfortunatelyObsessed for nerdykai128
Fandoms: What We Do in the Shadows (TV)
08 Jun 2022
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Nandor is leaning against the curtained doorway, bumping his head back against the jamb over and over again as he listens to Guillermo just bitch.
“Memo, why have you not gotten a wife yet?” Guillermo imitates. “Memo, you should try the same diet Alexia is on. Memo, I saw Jeremiah in the supermercado yesterday, you two used to be such good friends—”
“Yeesh, alright, I get it,” Nandor finally snaps out, holding his hands over his ears. “You can stop with the voices now. It sounds insufferable.”
“It is insufferable!” Guillermo shoves another sweater into his overnight bag. “But Victor had to go and get engaged and plan the wedding for the same fucking weekend so here I am! Guilt-tripped into helping for a cousin I don’t even really know!”
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19 Jul 2022
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The s3e10 fight leads to Guillermo’s discovery that not only can he overpower Nandor in a fight, but Nandor is really, really into it. He decides to take advantage of this fun fact.
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15 Jul 2022