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    Harry and Draco are tasked with creating a YouTube channel for Muggle Studies; shennanagins ensue when the internet falls in love with their hilarious rivalry.

    Draco: Potter, what is a 'Drarry'?
    Harry: I have no idea, where did you hear that?
    Draco: Our minions-
    Harry: Followers
    Draco: -keep commenting it

    In a world where Voldemort was never resurrected, Harry Potter still goes through life facing trolls and horrible relatives because in no universe can the Boy-Who-Lived avoid trouble. Despite attempts at revenge by the leaderless Death Eaters, Harry is in his seventh and final year at Hogwarts with high hopes for a calm and relaxing send-off. Unfortunately for our beloved hero, however, fate just loves fucking with him.

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    02 Feb 2025

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    Now Draco’s cock is stirring, and he can’t breathe because all he can think of is screaming Harry’s name while Harry pins him down and mindlessly fucks him into total incoherency.

    Because hell yes, that would be sexy as fuck and Draco is officially in so much trouble.

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    19 Oct 2024

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    ”Oh, shit,” he groans, “This is like Cinderella, isn’t it?! Like Cinderella, but with cock. Cock instead of slippers.”

    Where Harry’s hexed so that he can’t lose his erection until he sleeps with his soulmate. If only those were easier to find.

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    19 Oct 2024

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    It was the year 1998, and Wizarding Britain was finally beginning to heal from the wounds of the devastating war. Auror trainee Harry Potter was leading his first field operation when he was struck by a Killing Curse. This led to an unexpected encounter with Death, who revealed to Harry that he could turn back time to remedy his deepest regrets.

    Unbeknownst to Harry, dark wizarding activities were erupting across Britain, threatening to shatter the fragile peace once more. But who was behind these sinister plots? What were they trying to accomplish? Was it too late to stop them?

    Perhaps all the answers lay where Harry was headed...

    This is a journey of family, friendship, self-discovery, and, as always with Harry Potter, a healthy dose of world-saving.

    Inspired by Tsume Yuki's "Time to Put Your Galleons Where Your Mouth Is" and with her expressed permission, this is the author's fiction re-imagined.

    Prologue (Ch1-5): 19k words
    Pre-Hogwarts & Year 1 (Ch6-16): 61k words
    Year 2 (Ch17-30): 77k words
    Year 3 (Ch31-52): 153k words
    Year 4 (Ch53-68): 100k words
    Year 5 (Ch69-83): 115k words
    Year 6 (Ch84-?): ongoing

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    19 Jan 2024

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    Regulus Black, Sirius Black, Dorcas Meadowes, Barty Crouch Jr, and Evan Rosier have all been chosen to leave the Isle and go to Hogwarts in hope that the two lands will be again reunited. However, that's not how this story is gonna go, not if Regulus Black has anything to do with it.

    James Potter is soon to be head boy of Hogwarts and has convinced the headmistress to enrol five students from the Isle in order to bridge the gap between the two lands. However, as soon as he lays his eyes on Regulus Black, things seem like they might be lot more complicated than he anticipated.

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    30 Sep 2023