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Russian Caravan by ReavingBishop
Fandoms: Parahumans Series - Wildbow, Elden Ring (Video Game), Cultist Simulator (Video Game)
11 Sep 2023
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A girl with a parasite in her skull enters a tea shop run by a one-eyed Russian. She sits besides a woman who looks like a leper, and is descended from Alexander the Great (apparently). They are shortly joined by an irascible police officer and a faintly bewildered archaeologist. And then they start talking about another man who drinks fire.
The evening gradually becomes worse.
Crossover between Worm and multiple properties assembled into a hodgepodge, including Elden Ring, Cultist Simulator, Sekiro, and somehow Metal Gear.
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- Part 1 of Russian Caravan
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05 Mar 2026
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Where Laments the Bound and Bargained Soul by Bluecho4
Fandoms: SIGNALIS (Video Game), Warhammer 40.000, Horus Heresy - Various Authors
08 Nov 2025
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"There does Elster find him. There does she see him, and in seeing does he know her heart, her mind. Her price."
In which Elster breaks her promise, and makes a deal with Vashtorr the Arkifane, Master of the Soul Forges. To save herself and the woman she loves from the hell of their making. A bargain Elster will be paying for 10,000 years.
For in the grim darkness of the far future, there is also love.
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- Part 1 of Elster: Blade of the Arkifane
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05 Mar 2026
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“It wasn’t a big deal or anything, if you’re worried about that. We were just kind of friend-kissing.”
“Susie, I don’t know what friend-kissing is supposed to be,” Noelle said.
“It’s like. You know,” Susie stumbled, “like if you need to figure out how to kiss or whatever and you got somebody to help you out—and that guy helps you get better at it, it’s like—you know!”
“I-I do?”
“Yeah,” she stressed, “you and Kris used to do it all the time!”
Or, Kris decides flirting lessons aren’t all that bad of an idea. Consequences? What consequences?
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20 Dec 2025
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Stuck inside during a hot day, Kris and Susie decide to do something stupid.
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16 Dec 2025
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Susie wants to see how well Kris can flirt outside the Dark Worlds. Things quickly get out of hand.
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15 Dec 2025