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Ladybug wasn't super surprised that yesterday's akuma was a body swapping akuma, they were bound to have one eventually. It was also no surprise that she had switched with Chat Noir, that was to be expected. What was a surprise was where she woke up...
...in a tent in an alleyway
and she instantly realized how badly she had fucked up.
Note: has a very long prologue. like, several chapters worth.
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09 Feb 2026
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i don't do fake love (but I'll take some from you tonight) by Lunarisss
Fandoms: The School for Good and Evil - Soman Chainani
13 Nov 2022
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When people win a honeymoon cruise, they usually are overjoyed. Anadil and Hester aren't. Joining the competition as fake lovers, they only wanted to solve their ongoing financial crisis. They’ve been best friends for as long as they could remember, leaving their days of drunken love confessions and one week relationships behind. All the inconvenient feelings were left buried. But how long can it remain that way when you’re trying to prove your passionate love to everyone else, and at the end of the cruise awaits your wedding?
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28 Oct 2025
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"A single touch [from a human child] could kill you" was something hammered into the minds of any future scarer. As for Johnny Worthington III, the privileged president of the ROR fraternity had his life laid out in front of him with little to deter him from a straight career path to a scarer... until a human child seeks shelter from a downpour one night and disrupts Johnny's every certainty about himself and his world.
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13 Oct 2025
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13 Aug 2025
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Nothing much has changed in Gravity Falls, Oregon.
The blonde rich girls are snobby as ever, the nerdy boys live on sass and paranormal documentaries. Sure, strange things are happening, as an unknown shadow begins its slow but definite descend over the valley. Nothing to be scared about, right, folks?
But as something starts to make its home in Pacifica Northwest’s mind, she is left with no choice but to call for help.
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13 Aug 2025
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In which Lila lies, Marinette plans ahead, and Adrien uses his skills as a teen celebrity to be petty fucking cash.
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11 Aug 2025
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one last toast to has-been ghosts by JackyM for logicalDemoness
Fandoms: The Magnus Archives (Podcast)
25 Dec 2020
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Tim and Sasha have a Christmas party for the archives staff, directly against Jon's wishes.
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06 Aug 2025
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Ride the Wave (you’re cute when you’re jealous) by inkdinosaur
Fandoms: The Nursery Nurse (Web Series)
22 Jul 2025
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Mia is meeting Char at a bar and she’s running late, but what happens when Mia is the one hit on for once?
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29 Jul 2025
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Reece is still very much fired.
Marjorie is allegedly still not working (despite holding the nursery together with caffeine, chaos, and sheer willpower).
Mia’s watching from the sidelines and by “watching,” it's basically just judging everyone in sight.
But when one offhand comment about Marjorie's marriage sticks harder than expected, it shakes something loose.
Sometimes it just takes a well-timed message, and a foil-covered lunch plate, to bring a husband through the door, just in time to talk his wife off a ledge.
A look at what happens after the skits end.
Because even the loudest woman in the room breaks quietly sometimes.
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29 Jul 2025
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Oh, god, she’s a walking gay nightmare. She’s a bundle of stereotypes rolled into one, stupid, dumb, flashing red HR violation. She’s such a loser for letting this happen to her.
Angela falls in love with her "straight" co-worker and best friend.
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- Part 1 of amangela <3
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22 Jul 2025
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Charlotte’s ex-husband does handover at the nursery.
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18 Jul 2025
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The fact that her mind had the fucking audacity to make that man the first thing she thought of when she woke up this morning. That was just… not okay. It was forbidden, awful, and annoying at hell.
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Angela has a crush, and it is bothering her.
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12 Jul 2025
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‘The Many Identities Of Peter Parker’ by RoosjeM
Fandoms: Marvel, The Avengers (Marvel Movies), Spider-Man - All Media Types, Spider-Man (Comicverse), Avengers (Comics), Marvel Cinematic Universe, Marvel (Comics), Marvel's Spider-Man (Insomniac Games Video Games)
22 Dec 2024
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Peter Parker, Friendly neighborhood Spider-Man and struggling college student.
Between dealing with small-time criminals and semi-dangerous villains that seemed to have a grudge against him, Peter is just trying to keep his college life from derailing. With his unexpected internship at Stark Industries and the friendly neighborhood Spider-Man ending up on the Avengers’ radar, will Peter manage to keep it all from collapsing?
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Peter gasped in horror. “Nooo!” He dropped to his knees and punched the concrete, “Why?! He was so young! So tasty!”
“I’ll buy you pizza when we get to the tower.”
“You.” Peter’s eyes narrowed as he turned to the pizza murderer, “You have gone too far now.” He warned.
Peter landed on the man’s shoulders to make the man fall onto the roof next to his poor, soaked pizza slice. Peter webbed him up more just in case.
“I would be sorry, if it hadn’t been for the loss of my poor pizza.” Peter sniffed. “A moment of silence for our fallen hero.” He said as he stood on top of Iron Man’s back, a fist to his chest in respect. “Gone but never forgotten. Always in our hearts. May you rest in peace, sweet, sweet pizza slice.”
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12 Jul 2025
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After a pleasant evening with Roz, Niles is rethinking his life.
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08 Jul 2025
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"Why have we never dated?"
(Angela's eyebrows are somewhere up there, way too far for her to yank back down.)
There are a hundred different ways to answer this— some more diplomatic, others more explosive. Not in an angry way, of course; more like explosive with… awkward laughter, with redirection, with every manner of yes, and that Angela's mind could think of.
But Angela doesn't expect that the yes, and she would choose is:
"I don't know. Why haven't we?"
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06 Jul 2025
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06 Jul 2025
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Slightly Murderous Urges And The Consequences Thereof by LialeeEderian
Fandoms: Miraculous Ladybug
11 Sep 2024
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In which Marinette, after discovering who her Chat Noir really is, goes to tell off Gabriel for being a terrible father. It does not go as she expects.
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19 Jun 2025
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Snippets Of The Lives of Two Miraculous Wielders by Lady_Lombax
Fandom Miraculous Ladybug
20 Sep 2016
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Little insights into the lives of our favourite Parisian Heroes.
Alternative Title: Things I Write Instead of Sleeping
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19 Jun 2025
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you are any way the wind blows by suzukiblu for MirandaTam
Fandoms: Avatar: The Last Airbender
24 Jun 2020
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Air feeds fire, but nobody in the Fire Nation talks about that. Ty Lee heard it somewhere, though.
But that was a long time ago.
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17 Jun 2025
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Assorted Lila Thoughts™ by fulldaysdrive, iridescentOracle (iridescentOwl)
Fandoms: Miraculous Ladybug
17 May 2025
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Assorted conversations about Lila, the other characters' varying perspectives on her, and a couple short notfics that rely on the rest too heavily to stand alone.
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- Part 6 of ml notfic
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14 Jun 2025