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    "For such an ancient Archon, the Lord of Geo was nothing like I expected. Of all the many things he could spend his time doing in Liyue, he chooses to work as a consultant for a funeral parlor?”

    Childe’s mind went blank with shock, and his heart sank like a stone.

    (Or: Childe flees Liyue, fights God, adopts three children, nearly dies of hypothermia, meets a rotating cast of strange characters, and gets together with the love of his life. Not necessarily in that order.)

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    Childe’s exit from the Primordial Sea after being hurled through the dimensional rift brings him on a small detour, and he comes face to face with someone who looks…a lot like Master Skirk.
    (In which Jingliu and Skirk look SO ALIKE that I impulsively wrote a fic on that single premise.)

    Aka Childe interacts with the Astral Express, the Xianzhou Luofu cast, and check-ins on Teyvat. He participates in a few companion quests ranging from Kafka’s to Jingliu’s. Watch him comprehend the power scaling in the Star Rail verse, getting himself into trouble, figure out how to return to Teyvat, and other shenanigans (if you ever wondered what would happen if Blade met Childe, this is the fic for you). Oh and he impulsively ate the Lightless eye of the Maelstrom? (Wait- Didn't that mean he just ate the Narwhal?)

    Cameos: Aventurine, Ratio, Herta, Fu Xuan, Qingque, Acheron, Kiana Kaslana (HK3, yes you saw right)

    Having returned to Teyvat, Childe struggles to come to terms with the implications of what it means to have caught a glimpse of the worlds that laid beyond the false sky.

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    “His lordship decided to challenge a fox spirit—apparently a close friend of the Shogun—and got tricked. He’s a bit too…straightforward to fight someone as crafty as a fox, don’t you think?”

    Zhongli nods, understanding completely.

    The harbinger was never very good at picking up the subtlety of deception and subterfuge (the ex-archon is well aware of this weakness), so challenging a fox spirit was probably the worst choice of foe for a direct, battle-hungry warrior like Tartaglia.

    Hammer met nail, and now a bloodthirsty man is curled up like a pet in the lap of the retired god.

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    Childe is cursed while on a mission in Inazuma and Zhongli gets saddled with him until a cure is found.

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    “So what you’re saying is—the worse of an actor I am, the more likely it is that we’ll never change back. So I shouldn’t do things like dive for fish in the Liyue ponds when all the Millelith are watching.”

    Zhongli nods. “Yes, exactly. Please refrain from doing that.”

    Three weeks after summoning Osial, and three weeks without contact from his old friend, Childe wakes up in Zhongli's body. It goes exactly as one might expect. (Which is to say: disastrously.)

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    Tartaglia believed he had been killed at the battle in the Golden House. Yet, somehow, he wakes up to find a piece of yellow paper written in an ancient Liyuen script stuck on his forehead.

    And for some reason... He feels compelled to obey orders from the child who works at Bubu Pharmacy.

    (A Qiqi and Tartaglia centred fic. Other tagged characters and relationships get very substantial screentime too.)

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