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    “Jar!” Hayes calls out from across the room.

    “What? We didn’t even do anything!” Shane insists, rather indignantly.

    “Oh, please. You can’t look at each other like that and call it nothing. I know that look - I have a wife.”

    “So I can’t look at my husband now?” Ilya whines. “This is workplace bullying!”

     

    (Or, the Centaurs get Ilya and Shane a PDA jar. It doesn’t work.)

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    [Tweet] @roz81: what is omegaverse

    [Tweet] @rozbaddiesunite: SHHHH nobody tell him!!

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    or Ilya discovers the omegaverse and makes the idea of a pregnant Shane everyone's problem

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    “No, your task,” Harris holds out his hand, “is to pull out exactly 9 inches without looking.”

    Ilya does very little to hide the devilish look on his face.

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    Harris does the tape measure TikTok trend on the Centaurs, and he learns more than he ever wanted to know. But at least the internet seems to love it.

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    A little frantic, she grabbed a knife off the chopping block. Yes, she was aware this was a somewhat dramatic reaction to what she was sure was just her son cancelling his plans, but she wasn't going to find out empty handed like a fool from some budget slasher movie.

    She yanked open the door to find… Ilya Rozanov?

    He was naked.

    She screamed.

    “Ah!” Rozanov screamed back, grabbing a pillow from the bed and holding it to his crotch. “Blyat!”

    Ilya Rozanov was in Shane’s bedroom. In Shane's apartment. Naked. Wearing nothing. Naked.

    “Err-“ Rozanov broke the silence.

    “Erm-” Yuna repeated, suddenly feeling flustered.

    Burglars she could handle. Ilya Rozanov naked? Not so much.

    (yuna goes to shane's apartment and gets the shock of her life)

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    "Whatever. Just don't let yourself get distracted just to get your dick wet, Hollander." Cormeau sneered.

    Roz interrupted him. "It has been seven years and it has not distracted us yet. I do not know if you remember this, or maybe your brain is all fucked up from all the hits you take, but me and Hollander are captains and we have both gotten our teams to Cups. So mind your fucking business."

    Cliff sucked in a breath.

    Surely that wasn't true. It couldn't be true.

    7 years.

    That would mean it had been going on this entire time. The entire of Roz's career. The entire of Hollander's career.

    7 years.

    What the fuck.

    (flipping my fic love and other drugs on it's head. ilya gets hurt and is high when shane goes to visit)

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