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  1. Public Bookmark 92

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    “Relax, Clarisse."

    “If I relaxed my body now, I’d fall apart,” Clarisse says, huffing out a cold laugh. “I’ve always lived like this, and it’s the only way I know how to go on. If I relaxed even for a second, I will cease to exist as the only thing I was ever meant to be: a weapon.”

    “You’re more than that,” Silena tells her. “You are.”

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    Silena Beauregard is a princess and heir to her mother’s throne. She’s busy trying to prove herself as more than just a pretty face. To do that, she’s going to have to betray her kingdom and all of the people she loves.

    Clarisse is a knight. She was raised by the sword, by her anger. Now, she is sworn to protect the princess. As a knight, she must be devoted to those she serves. Utterly and completely devoted. That’s certainly the only reason she thinks about Silena as often as she does. No other reason…

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    02 Feb 2026

  2. Public Bookmark 75

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    Clarisse is so butch and oblivious to her own feelings that it takes years to realize that Silena is hitting on her.

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    26 Jan 2026

  3. Public Bookmark 97

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    “Silena, I don't want to push you, but you’re actually head over heels and I’m going to personally force you two together if I have to witness more pining while I’m here.” ~ A very Frustrated Annabeth Chase

    “You're like the textbook definition of a homoerotic friendship.” ~Piper McClean, casually in the middle of the night and approved by every other Aphrodite child trying to fall asleep as Silena kept ranting about Clarisse.

    “Yeah, we had a betting pool on you last summer. Your siblings lost a shit tonne of money on it.” ~ Connor Stoll, leader of Hermes Cabin.

    “Chris wasn't even a real thing. They broke up, they're friends now. You do know she's not straight. You have to know that, right? Right, Lena?” ~ Piper, going insane over her sister’s stupidity.

    "Do you, like, need a prophecy to get together? Cause I’ll give it.” ~ Rachel Dare, Oracle

    “Oh my fucking gods, Silena. Do you want me to drag mom down here herself to tell you that girl is totally in love with you?” ~ Angry, fed up, dear loving sister, Drew Tanaka

     

    Silena survives, Clarisse stays by her side through everything after and they go on a silly little quest where they get together eventually.

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    25 Jan 2026

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    Elphaba—only ward to Oz the Great and Terrible—is used to loneliness. She likes her solitude. That is until Galinda Upland is suddenly dragged into her life, turning her once lonely world completely on its head.

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    28 Aug 2025

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    College is stressful, and Lottie is a good lay.

    That’s really all it is.

    (That’s all it’s supposed to be). 

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    11 Nov 2023