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The problem with magic, as the young mage Edmund Thornberry would tell you, is that it makes so many things possible—and only some of them are explicitly forbidden. How is a boy to know which is which? One could ask one's father, naturally. The older mage would tell. But that goes against every instinct of boyhood. Some lessons, it seems, must be learned the hard way.
This is a collection of stories about childhood, magic, and the trouble that inevitably follows, landing the young mage over his father's knee, in his father's study, in the woodshed, and other uncomfortable places. Mind the tags and make sure you are good with them before reading.
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27 Jan 2026
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Loved this! The worldbuilding is so interesting and unique, and the relationship between the father and son is likewise unique!
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The (in)Complete Guide to Britpicking and Finer Football Details by BelmotteTower, ScoatneyHall
Fandoms: Ted Lasso (TV)
16 Nov 2022
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This is not fic! This is a non-fiction resource. I hope this resource will be something that is useful to anyone in this fandom who either wants to write fic from the POV of any one of Ted Lasso’s British characters and is not British themselves, or wants to read and write fic and, like Ted, knows nothing about the ins and outs of football and the Premier League.
I've helped a number of viewer friends and writer friends with some of these things already, and I’ve also done extensive research for my own fics and had really positive responses to my author notes, so I thought it might be helpful to compile and share some details regarding Britpicking, British culture and football itself for anyone who wants to make use of this resource, either as a viewer, reader or writer!
16.11.2022: Latest update - England International Duty and the 2022 World Cup. Part one of a long update about players' potential roles in the World Cup and playing for a national team in general. Very Jamie-centric, so mainly about his future England career, but a few other details for others included, as well as some basics on the current controversy and how to potentially write around it.
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Shane has had enough of Ilya’s bad habit and decides to punish him. Ilya, however, may enjoy the fact that their roles are this one time reversed.
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"Bruv," Isaac says, voice low. "Captain’s orders— the fuck is going on with Jamie and Roy?"
Sam blinks.
"I do not think it is my place to say."
"But you know, yeah?"
He swallows.
"Yeah."
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people talk. secrets come out. it’s not easy being an emotional support dog.
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- Part 5 of all through the night
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22 Dec 2025
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So, I had SUCH issues with the way these scenes went down and then this author decided to fix ALL OF IT in a single series, ALL HAIL THIS AUTHOR
Also while there's so much trauma-exploration it's insane, there's also comfort and humor. THANK YOU AUTHOR.
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After spending all ten years of his life growing up in New York City with his troubled single mother, a boy finds himself on a bus upstate to live with the grandparents he barely remembers on their small farm in the Adirondacks.
Featuring an occasionally stern Russian grandfather and trips to the woodshed; mind the tags!
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16 Dec 2025
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This may be my single favorite parental-feel dfic IN EXISTENCE.
It's the complexity of the characters, the way I can never predict which way Jared is going to go in his next lines in a scene because he feels like a whole and entire person!!
It's Ivan's clear and obvious love for his grandson, and his gruff way of showing it.
It's Irena's putting-up-with-it-all mild exasperation and concern. AND THE FUCKING BACKSTORY, which leaks out in little lore drops.
I dunno. I just love all of it.
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For someone that communicates mainly in grunts and growls. Roy is surprisingly good at talking Jamie through it
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Prince Leopold is ungrateful about his Christmas gifts. His father the king won't stand for it!
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11 Dec 2025
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Is this the best Christmas Crackfic ever written? Yes. Yes it is.
And yet, due to the author's extreme talent and skill, it is still somehow a believable and touching story of a young man getting taken down a peg in the best most justified way possible. INCREDIBLE.
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‘What the fuck?’ Roy heard Jamie hiss. ‘What did I do? Is he always like this?’
‘Dunno,’ Isaac said. ‘Never seen anyone ask him before.’
‘What?’ Jamie’s voice went high and incredulous.
‘Well, yeah, I think you might be the first fella round here to ask him,’ Colin said. ‘I didn’t think—um. Well, y’know.’
‘What? Didn’t think—?’ Jamie repeated. The disbelief was thicker now, shocked and sharp and serrated at the edges. ‘Fuckin’ what?’
Roy jerked on his jeans. He wanted up and out of the building as fast as humanly possible.
‘He’s your fucking captain.’ Jamie’s voice was furious. ‘Why the fuck ain’t anyone asked your fucking captain?’
‘Because he’s fuckin’ Roy Kent. Who the fuck has the balls to ask Roy Kent?’
‘Except for apparently you,’ Richard put in wryly, ‘but it seems you are either very stupid or you desire death.’
There was a little burst of tense laughter.
‘What the fuck. Are these twats takin’ the piss?’ Jamie turned on Roy. His voice was hoarse with outrage. ‘None of ’em’s fuckin’ asked you? Ever?’
Nobody was prepared for Jamie Tartt’s arrival at Richmond.
Especially not Roy Kent.
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- Part 1 of perks universe
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02 Dec 2025
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Oh my fucking God. No other A/B/O fic needs to ever be written!! This was 1000% the best ever! It’s been downloaded to my kindle and etched into my soul. Author now lives rent-free in my head.
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What happens in the locker room stays in the locker room, they say.
The premier club system is one of those strange hang-overs from so far back in the game’s history that it has become a quaint English social norm that everyone accepts and nobody talks about.
It's rude, really, to speculate what a lad's mentor might be doing to him in the locker rooms. And anything that lad might be asked to do in return? Well that's private. Anyway, it’s just respectful to pay your dues to the older, more experienced members of the team.
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29 Nov 2025
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HOLY SHIT.
This was VERY sexy, and well written, and I love how they did the worldbuilding so you can still have all the Shameful Lusty Thoughts and WrongBad Feels, and yet also get your "people fucking other people in locker room showers is normal" thrills, too!
Love ALL OF THAT for us. So grateful to the author!
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Some thoughts on the Discipline fic sub genre, including a brief explanation of themes and responses to common objections.
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03 Nov 2025
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Send the doubters here! It’s so well laid out and explained!
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Take Me to the Limit (Hold Me Down There) by poisonivory
Fandoms: DCU (Comics), Red Hood and the Outlaws (Comics), Red Hood/Arsenal (Comics), Batman (Comics), Green Arrow (Comics)
31 May 2021
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Jason never wanted to be a sub, and coming back to life as the unruly black sheep of his family didn't change that. But when he's injured in the field and needs someone to look after him, Dick calls in a favor. Roy's the perfect candidate to nurse the recalcitrant Red Hood back to health and step in as a service Dom, should the need arise.
Of course, Jason doesn't need or want a Dom...right? And even if he did, Roy would never let messy feelings get in the way of doing a simple favor for a friend...right?
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Bookmarked by TellMeNoAgain
20 Oct 2025
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Scorching hot BDSMverse with excellent characterization. MUST READ.
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Jamie is thrilled to be a mascot for Chelsea! It means he gets a proper kit, to be on the pitch before the match, and to walk out holding Roy's hand! Until Roy informs him that maybe he won't be holding his hand after all.
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19 Oct 2025
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Fuck yeah! Love Stern Parent Roy Kent, perpetually confused by how he got here.
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Some of the team want to do an ice bath challenge and Jamie explains why he thinks that’s a bad idea, casually revealing a childhood story that subsequently makes Roy and the Greyhounds want to commit a murder.
Or Jamie gets all the hugs and then some.Written as Gen but you can't spell Bromance without Romance
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13 Oct 2025
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Must-read Jamie the Trauma Onion fic. God-tier writing and just an incredible story overall!!
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Roy glares up at him.
"Mate? Do you call everyone who's been balls-deep in your arse ‘mate’?"
Jamie thinks on it for a moment— he's really only ever had other allegedly-straight footballers who wanted to keep it on the low up his arse, so that might actually be right.
"Yeah, I reckon so," he offers. "What should I call you, then? Daddy?"
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or, adventures in kink discovery.
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Bookmarked by TellMeNoAgain
13 Sep 2025
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jesus christ this will suck your soul out of your body
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Clint Barton is Bad at Tests by jenny_wren
Fandoms: The Avengers (Marvel Movies), Marvel Cinematic Universe
30 Dec 2015
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Kink meme - Clint vs SHIELD torture training. Future Clint/Coulson mildly implied
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22 May 2025
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Awww yeah. BadassClint and supportive Phil.
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Course provides advanced instruction in avoidance of the phenomenon commonly known as "jumping the shark." Prerequisites for this course include Introduction to Friendship, Contemporary Best Friendship, The Politics of Emotional Baggage and Cohabitation 207. Students may wish to simultaneously enroll in our sister course, Introduction to Non-Traditional Romance, but said enrollment is optional.
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we should just kiss like real people do by theappleppielifestyle
Fandoms: The Avengers (Marvel) - All Media Types
25 Sep 2015
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Hoodie-guy stops in front of Steve just as he snaps, “FINE, I want to bang Tony Stark like a screen door in a hurricane, could we drop it now?”
“UM,” Sam says, loud enough that they both turn to look at him. He’s wide-eyed as he jerks his head meaningfully, gestures getting looser and more pointed as they continue not to get it.
Steve stares at him. This is why Sam is never picked for a partner when they all play Charades.
There’s a tap on his shoulder, and Steve turns to see Hoodie-guy smiling. Steve opens his mouth to say do you need something when he realizes why the man’s face is so familiar.
“Hi,” says Tony Stark.
Steve blurts the first thing he thinks. “Fuck.”
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Bookmarked by TellMeNoAgain
24 Mar 2025
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This. Was beautiful!! I loved the meet-cringe and the whole love story!!
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Second Chance (at happiness) by SailorChibi
Fandoms: The Avengers (Marvel Movies), Marvel Cinematic Universe
15 Apr 2022
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Tony knew better than to play with alien toys. He really did. But there was just something so tempting about other-worldly objects. It turned out that he wasn't the only Tony Stark that felt that way. One explosion later, there's a brand new Tony in town. But there's something not quite right about this Tony and how he reacts to the team, the way he flinches away from Bucky or shakes when Steve picks up the shield or won't turn his back to Clint and Natasha.
It turns out that not every Tony Stark is as lucky as Tony, but damned if Tony, Steve and Bucky aren't going to fix that.
(or, the one where canon MCU Tony gets thrown into a fanon world and gets ALL THE LOVE from the fanon version of the team)
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You Know I'm No Good For You But You Keep Coming Back by Tarvera
Fandoms: Teen Wolf (TV)
23 Feb 2025
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“I know you like what you see, Christopher, or you wouldn’t be here. The real question you need to ask yourself, will this ever be enough? Is there any pain or pleasure I can give you that will make your shame go away?”
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28 Feb 2025
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Such a perfect character study while being fucking hot?!?
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The dragon arrived early in the morning, and by noon the entire village was in a panic in the town hall. No one in the village knew anything about dragons, aside from what they’d heard in fairy tales and stories, and the plans for dealing with it were about that level of sophisticated.
“We’re not sacrificing a virgin to the dragon,” Viktor said in exasperation.
“Well what would you do?!” the mayor demanded.
“I’m going to go talk to it,” Viktor said reasonably, and got up from his seat and went to do just that.