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    UA has a rule—no quirkless students. It was added years ago, after much hemming and hawing about safety concerns and lessening blame in the inevitable circumstance of death. There's no real reason to remove it, not as the percentage of quirkless people plummets further and further.

    Of course, this rule doesn't actually matter to Izuku, because he's got an analysis quirk.

    As far as anyone knows.

    The Plan is simple: have a quirk, become a hero, and avoid anyone who could disprove those first two things.

    In hindsight, UA isn't a great choice. And that's before the villains.

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    30 Jan 2026

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    Tommy stands, blinking, in the foyer of this enormous, creaky, centuries-old house. He watches his foster parents of all of twelve hours sprint for the front door, battered by invisible attacks, shrieking like toddlers.

    “Uh,” Tommy says, mostly to himself. “Oookay.”

    Well. He’s got the house to himself. That’s an unexpected bonus.

    ⸻⸻⸻

    Tommy’s house is haunted. Tommy’s not too bothered by it—as it turns out, demons make pretty good roommates, and even better friends.

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    29 Jan 2026

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    Tommy goes on a quest to find the mysterious “golden dough” so he can make sure no one out-pizzas the hut…

    Except… other pizza chains are after it too…

    Maybe he’ll gain a family out of it :]


    Or:
    Tommy does some wild shit

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    27 Jan 2026

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    "That's right. You don't mind this kind of cooperation, do you? Nothing is required of you: to go to social receptions with me and smile. Sometimes it happens that during such meetings I urgently need to be distracted by business and disappear for a while. Will you be able to occupy them with your absolutely wonderful person for this time?"

    The villain looked with such concern and courtesy, as some time ago in the city. Tommy put on a smile at the praise and deciphered his task.

    Distract everyone while Philza does his business like robberies and undermining the heroic system.

    "Uh, well, that sounds cool," the boy shrugged. "And what will I get for it?"

    "Home. Money that you have the right to dispose of as you please. Delicious food every day. A rich, luxurious life. Agree?"

    Tommy bit his lip and looked down. Risky. Very, very risky.

    Tommy is pleased that after his death he got into a novel he read once. In the end, he is a background character at most, and the whole drama of the plot certainly does not concern him.

    But one day Philza Craft, the main antagonist of the story, comes and declares him his son.

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    19 Jan 2026

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    Amazing fic and super funny, adore it.

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    Kristin needs a mortgage for her money laundering scheme.

    Phil wants alibis who won’t ask any questions.

    Wilbur needs a landlord that will overlook his felonies.

    Techno requires a good washer and dryer that can clean blood easily.

    Tommy wishes CPS would get off his ass.

    Each with their own agendas, flaws and secrets, these five are pushed with the common goal of needing to come together as a family in order to evade the law.

    Or: SBI need to pretend to be a family in order to avoid the police's suspicions.

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    10 Jan 2026