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    When Sasuke ends up back in Konoha after the Fourth Shinobi War, he doesn't have a lot going for him: no permanent address, dubious career prospects, a small fortune in overdue fines at the public library, and—worst of all—some kind of complicated feelings situation going on with his best friend, whose bed he happens to be sleeping in.

    But asking Naruto out turns out to be the easy part, even if it happens mostly by accident. No, the real problems arise after that, when Sasuke finds himself challenged to single combat (or strategy board game) by every single person Naruto has ever had a thing with. Even without much (any) firsthand romantic experience himself, Sasuke is pretty sure that isn't normal. But hey, in between dodging village council meetings and avoiding folding his laundry, at least it gives him something to do.

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    13 Sep 2025

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    The war has been over for nearly a year, and Naruto has been proclaimed an international hero. However, the shadow of a promise looms over him, as he awaits the day when Sasuke returns to his side. Rated M for language and eventual sexual content.

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    13 Sep 2025

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    THIS STORY IS CURRENTLY ON HIATUS

    “How could any of this possibly make sense? You can’t just--”

    “I don’t give a fuck what you think! I don’t even know you! But rest assured, I’m completely fine,” he yelled, slamming his hands on the table. “Shiro isn’t, though, so let’s find him!”

    Lance felt like he could explode, like he was a bomb and his fuse was nearly burned through. There were so many problems that they needed to focus on. Lotor had seen him in the alternate reality. He’d known what to say to fuck with him. Keith had kissed him and left. Shiro was being… mind-controlled or something. Lance had piloted the fucking Black Lion and now Red was gone, too.

    And his friends were all staring at him like he was a monster.

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    Lance made it back to his own reality. He was home. Unfortunately, things don't go back to normal like he had hoped and he struggles to connect with team Voltron. Worse still, he finds himself at the center of a mysterious Galra conspiracy.

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    04 Oct 2024

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    When Auror Potter is anonymously cursed with silence by being forced to hide his own voice inside his mind, there's unfortunately only one person in the country with the qualifications to fix it: Certified and Licensed Healer Legilimens, Draco Malfoy, specialist in Mind Curses and Afflictions. It's obviously a terrible idea, a disaster waiting to happen, but Draco's never been able to back down from a challenge... especially from Potter.

    Features fuzzy cartoon slippers, devious house elves, 90s music, and lots—LOTS—of memories. Ron is annoyingly hot, Hermione sees right through you, Harry is a powerful idiot, and Draco is a reclusive masochist that would buy an entire city if it would make a kid happy. (And Pansy is "5'2, I wanna dance with you, and I'm sophisticated fun.")

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    31 May 2024

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    Midoriya Izuku desperately needs a job, and while in a bind, his friend Jirou tells him about an opening at a bakery one of her friend's owns. When Izuku goes for the interview, he finds that the bakery isn't quite what he expected—patchwork-tattoo style art along the windows, and all black furniture inside? Do those cakes have black frosting, too? Is there any color in this café?

    What begins as a necessary job in order to live on his own in the city quickly derails into becoming adopted by a band of misfit goths, and being forced (read: begged) to hang out with them, causing all sorts of trouble late into the night.

    Perhaps this is just what he needed in his life to truly realize what it means to live in the moment.

    The hot blond owner who likes to call him 'Bunny' doesn't hurt, either.

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    28 May 2024