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    In the 1950s, you’re just a studio secretary with big ambitions and a front-row seat to the rise of Vincent Whittman—the charming weatherman who murders his way into becoming TV’s new golden boy. As bodies pile up and ratings soar, you trade your conscience for a promotion and fall hopelessly in love with this ego-maniac serial killer-- while juggling circling police, a sinister “curse” on the network, a smug voice on the radio that seems to know too much, and an entertainment industry that’s evolving faster (and bloodier) than anyone can control.

    Hazbin Hotel S1 + S2 AU // Human! Vox x Reader // Based on "BRIGHTER"

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    09 Dec 2025

  2. Public Bookmark 6

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    Alessia Visconti has survived the Dark Lord once before. She intends to survive him again.

    As the war stirs once more, Alessia walks a razor’s edge—Head of the Department of Mysteries by day, informant by night, and forever under the gaze of a master who sees everything.

    Manipulation is her craft. Beauty, her weapon. Stillness, her armour. But even the most perfect mask cracks under pressure—and when old loyalties are tested, Alessia finds herself gambling more than just her secrets.

    In this war, survival demands performance. And Alessia Visconti never forgets her lines.

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    07 Oct 2025

  3. Rec 9

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    Determined to get revenge at any cost, Seong Gi-hun finds a loose network of winners and finds that the task is a lot more complicated than he'd anticipated.

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    20 Jul 2025

  4. Public Bookmark 9

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    Edith Watts's passion is painting wintry landscapes and wildlife thriving in the American wilderness. But after being commissioned by the charming, albeit annoying and secretive, Mason Verger to paint his portrait, she is swept away to his luxurious manor with a wonderous garden and view of the Appalachian Mountains, and is seduced into becoming his bride.
    What seems like a perfect, fairytale marriage begins to fall apart, however, after an encounter with (in)famous psychiatrist Dr. Hannibal Lecter that leaves Mason severely disfigured and paralyzed. His desire for an heir becomes more vehement and his newfound bloodlust makes him more dangerous.
    With this fairytale illusion destroyed and monsters (as well as dark secrets) being revealed, Edith is done trying to be the loving wife she swore to be and, with the assistance of an old friend, plots Mason's downfall.
    No longer shall Edith Verger be the Boar's Bride.

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    27 Jul 2024

  5. Public Bookmark 12

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    Imagine if John Smith had found out what Juliana did for he and his family by killing George Dixon? He appears to be a cold hearted Nazi on the front lines, but we’ve seen glimpses into quite a different side of John behind closed doors—a kind, caring father and spouse who is perhaps the ultimate opportunist, seeking to ensure his family’s survival in a fascist-regime America...

    His only son died...his wife isn’t coping well...what happens when everything he’s worked for, killed for, strived for-suddenly falls apart? Enter Juliana Crain-a woman whose beauty and altruism has cast an enigmatic spell on him during the lowest point in his life. How would Juliana respond to this different side of John, if revealed to her? Their ill-fated lives become intertwined in a most unpredictable and intimate way. Family relationships abound with the Smiths, between John and Juliana, as well as other intriguing character developments, and of course plenty of drama, illicit and otherwise...xoxox

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    27 Jul 2024