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    for my lovely parksborn fics, platonic AND romantic

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    i know even less about where this is going than you do, i promise

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    all my spidercat fics in one convenient place

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    my spideytorch collection

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    “I’m not sure,” Shane says honestly. “I just didn’t expect a man to fall onto me as I left the bathroom.” He explains truthfully that something he said made Ilya burst out in laughter. His head tips back, and Shane is starstruck. This man is the most beautiful thing in the world, and the way his throat contracts when he laughs makes Shane’s blood spike.

    “You’re funny, Shane Hollander,” Rozanov says, and now Shane is panicked for a different reason.

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    Ilya Rozanov is in a band and Shane Hollander is a hockey player. When their best friends (Hayden and Marleau) finally introduce them no one is ready for the fallout.

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    After Hayden's wife makes a rather insensitive comment at lunch, Shane is left spiraling wondering if it could be true.

    Thankfully, Ilya arrives to help calm him down.

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    Series of r/AITAH posts and updates

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    “Ilya,” he whispers. “I want this. I want to know when you’re hurting and when things are hard, because I want you. I want you when you’re sad, and lonely, and messy-“

    “-you hate mess,” Ilya teases, drawing a hard-earned smile out of Shane.

    “But I love you.

     

    (Or the argument in The Long Game, rewritten.)

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    oh they're everything to me

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    “You will not be so nice when we beat you,” Ilya told Shane Hollander, holding onto his hand, not letting him pull away. Not yet.

    But Hollander’s brow furrowed, not in anger but in confusion. “Ah, um, sorry,” Hollander said. “Merci. My English is bad. Worse… than you. Maybe slower?” And he leaned in, like that would help him understand.

    Ilya’s eyebrows rose, and his smile widened.

    Or, Ilya Rozanov grew up in Russia. Shane Hollander was raised in France. When they first meet, neither of them can speak English very well. Somehow, it’s easier to understand each other when words aren’t getting in the way.

    (Stand-alone remix of “I’m Reading Your Lips (You’re Speaking My Language)” but this time neither of them are native English speakers, and learning a new language is sort of like falling in love, if you think about it.)

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    ohhhh this is so dangerous for my heart health actually