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The Curious Case of Dr Spencer Reid's Hair by TheNameIsBritney
Fandoms: Criminal Minds (US TV)
31 Jan 2023
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Spencer's hair has been extremely unkempt as of late. The team attempts to eradicate this.
(Set during the beginning of season 11)
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The team can't quite seem to figure out which of them is Spencer's best friend. A battle ensues, bets are taken, and eyes are rolled.
"Fine, fine, you know what? Let's put some money on this," JJ says, a competitive twinkle in her eye that reminds Derek of the first (and only) time he'd challenged her to a game of pool. "Whoever gets Reid to admit that they're his best friend gets all their paperwork done for them for two weeks. Work split between the losers."
Derek, JJ, and Emily all lock eyes, jaws clenched with a determination that Penelope would find laughable if it weren't so goddamn embarrassing.
"You're on," Emily says first, patting the sticky table hard. "Get ready to be neck-deep in paperwork, you two. I always win."
Derek rolls his eyes. "As if." He gets up from the table and throws down a few bills to cover his portion of their check. "You girls are gonna eat. My. Dust."
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Spencer and Derek have a conversation after the events of season 3, episode 16: Elephant's Memory.
"I wasn't at the movies." The admission is soft; so soft that Derek struggles to hear it. But he hears it, and it doesn't shock him at all.
"I know, Reid," Derek responds, hanging his jacket on the partition between Spencer's desk and Emily's. He doesn't say anything else. Instead, he just waits.
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“JJ? Is everything okay? Is Henry alright?”
JJ sighs, and to Spencer’s relief she doesn’t sound panicked. Only mildly distressed. “Henry is fine, it’s actually Will that I’m worried about.” He can hear a groan and a thump in the background and another distinctly higher pitched voice yelling at the first voice to sit back down. Will and Henry. “He’s got the Man Flu.”
Spencer furrows his eyebrows. “Actually, multiple studies show that presentation of cold and flu symptoms don’t actually differ depending on ones gen-“
“Spence,” JJ says with a sigh.
Will develops a bad case of the 'man flu' and JJ calls Spencer to help take care of him.
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I Can't Recall the Last Time I Was Kissed by TheNameIsBritney
Fandoms: Criminal Minds (US TV)
22 Dec 2022
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What if the events of season 3, episode 9 "Penelope" happened to Spencer instead of Garcia? (Set sometime between season 9 and 10)
“I thought…” His voice trails off and Spencer's mouth turns into a thin line. Even now, after evading death by the narrowest of margins, Spencer still manages to find a way to think too hard. “…I thought they liked me.” The words come out as barely a crackle, but they all hear it. Suddenly the room feels cold.
After Reid is shot on a date, the team have to rush to find the person who did this to him and bring them to justice. However, Reid isn't being entirely forthcoming about all of the details, leaving Morgan to wonder just what it is Reid is hiding from them.
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The Adventures of Carrie Wilson and Her Six (and Counting) Parents by TheNameIsBritney
Fandom Julie and The Phantoms (TV 2020), Julie and The Phantoms (TV)
22 Jun 2021
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When a baby carrier and a duffel bag get mysteriously left at Bobby, Luke, Reggie, and Alex's door, none of them know how to react. Turns out, the baby is Bobby's daughter - an unknown consequence of a one night stand gone wrong. Now, the four of them have to navigate being college students, being in a band, and raising a six-month-old that seemingly fell from the sky.
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At age 8, Spencer is diagnosed with Asperger Syndrome. At age 24, Derek Morgan kisses him. These two things are probably not related.
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22 Feb 2023
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Reid discovers that emojis are a thing
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10 Jan 2023
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A List of Nicknames That Derek Uses on Me by Incy Little Spider (1ncylilspider)
Fandoms: Criminal Minds
04 Oct 2012
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Why was this list made: general boredom. Can't do anything because of the knee. Feeling mushy and sentimental. Also I can now quote every one of Derek's DVD's, books, magazines and CD's by heart. MorganxReid fluff.
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12 Dec 2022
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Every night a photoshopped pic of Spencer Reid bruised, bleeding, & broken is sent to Hotch, Morgan, JJ, Garcia, & Rossi. It happens so often that eventually the team stops panicking about it. It's when they let their guard down that Reid goes missing, & the next image is REAL.
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