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After hours of being in this damn jet (and who gave Steve fucking Rogers a license to fly this thing anyway, hello, he crashed a plane into the Arctic on purpose once), they land in the middle of a field. Yes, a field. Literally right next to a fucking cow. They file off one by one, each taking in their new surroundings. Bucky moos hello to the cow.
"Did you just moo?" Sam asks. Bucky shrugs, and Sam rolls his eyes. "You didn't say a fucking word the entire flight, and yet, you greet a cow. A goddamn cow."
"Maybe it’s one of the twenty languages he can speak," Steve mutters, never taking his eyes off of his phone.
Bucky sneers at both of them. "Where the hell are we?"
"Right outside of Cut Bank, Montana. About 30 miles from the Canadian border," Steve answers, wrinkling his nose. "I got the coordinates right, this is the place."
Coordinates his ass. "It's a farm, Steve."
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In which Bucky, Sam, and Steve learn to live together, Bucky and Sam learn to love each other, and Bucky learns to love himself.
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17 Mar 2025
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Kelly, the Well-Meaning and Very Confused Barista by chaya for ZepysGirl
Fandoms: Marvel Cinematic Universe, The Avengers (Marvel Movies)
01 Jul 2016
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An outside observer confuses the 'barbershop quartet' as one woman with a really bad habit for cheating. Complete fluff.
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01 Mar 2025
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Batman, Beer, and Barbeque by Arkangelo
Fandoms: Batman - All Media Types, Justice League - All Media Types
13 Oct 2024
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“Oh my God,” Hal whispered next to him. “Is Batman… driving a minivan?”
Clark blanched. Because that was most certainly Batman, and he was most certainly driving a minivan. It was black and sleek, with tinted windows and a polished fender, but all the money in the world couldn’t make a minivan look tasteful—especially not when the windows were decorated with Gotham Knights bumper stickers and a massive stick figure family with sharpied on bat-ears and what appeared to be... grappling hooks?
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Clark Kent hosts a Superbowl Party. No one expects Batman to show up. No one expects him to bring an entire minivan stacked with children, either.
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03 Jan 2025
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Competent by Rgfellows
Fandoms: Justice League - All Media Types, Batman - All Media Types, Superman - All Media Types
24 Dec 2024
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Clark has a competency kink and that's perfectly fine. It certainly won't be an issue with his new Justice League friends--a certain Dark Knight in particular. But if it does cause an issue, his best friend is sure to hear about it.
Basically superbat from the POV of Lois Lane. Story written because I find fics where Clark is down bad and thirsty right away super funny. (No pun intended.)
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31 Dec 2024
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Sunflowers in the Sky by kitfornow
Fandoms: Justice League - All Media Types, DCU, DCU (Comics), Superman - All Media Types, Batman - All Media Types
05 Dec 2024
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Barry knows for a fact that something is wrong. Well, no, not wrong, per se. But Batman is acting strange with Superman, and Clark is just plain weird around Bruce. Barry's not an idiot, alright? Something is going on. All he has to is find out what, exactly.
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09 Dec 2024