ThePerspicaciousWaffle



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    The man flung the door open with a flourish, turning to the girls with a huge, toothy smile.

    “Good morning!” He announced.

    Robin died a bit inside, she had no energy for this today. She fixed her face.

    “Hello, how are you?”

    “Good! I am good,” said this new man, warmly. Robin hadn’t seen him in here before. He was quite a bit taller than her, a few mousy brown curls escaping out under his beanie. Or toque, as the Canadians called them. Which she wasn’t sure this man was, as a thick accent clung to his words spoken so far. He was pale with a smattering of moles around his face, wide blue eyes taking in the offerings of the shop. Maybe European?

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    Bits of Shane and Ilya through the eyes of a tired cashier.

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    Ilya is hurt- and stubborn- refusing medication even though he's clearly miserable. Shane is trying to be a good husband. Then he learns about the woman who would've been his mother-in-law, and things fall into place.

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    CLIFF: I think my rookie may be one of yours.
    ILYA: Russian?
    CLIFF: No, dumbass. Gay.

    Marlow accidently helps Ilya add to his collection of hockey queers.

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    "You ARE a pervert."

    "Yes, but I am Shane's pervert. Is different."

    "That's not the defense you think it is."

    "And when we—" Ilya stopped himself, grinned. "Is probably too much information, yes?"

    "WAY too much information."

    Ilya delivers a TED Talk titled "Shane Hollander 101" and Hayden is the unwilling audience.

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    Ilya Rozanov is a natural caretaker. Shane Hollander is a natural clutz who keeps getting into situations where he needs taking care of.

    Or: 5 times Ilya took care of Shane, and 1 time the favour was returned.

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