ThePrettyTomboy
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he's giving me excitations (oom bop bop) by ThePrettyTomboy
Fandoms: Political RPF, Political RPF - US 21st c.
13 Mar 2025
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Donald’s suffered a lifetime of fame and fortune—nothing the press does can intimidate him. The anal beads inside his rectum are a welcome distraction, though.
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“Thanks…” Cheyenne peeks at the name tag pinned to her button-down shirt as she passes. “...Suzette.” The sweet buzz of her name lingers, so much sugar on Cheyenne’s tongue.
Cheyenne opens a new store in Boulder, and becomes obsessed with a waitress at the nearby barbecue restaurant.
Suzette isn't sure what to think of the friendly cupcake lady across the street.
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eighty-six by ThePrettyTomboy for Sheena_Is_A_Punk_Rocker
Fandoms: Bistro Huddy (Web Series)
01 Mar 2025
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Blood races through Bridgette’s veins, heart like a drumbeat in her ears. Imagined sensation lights up every nerve like it’s fucking Christmas. She closes the space between them, grabs Trick by the wrist and guides him to the sweet ache between her thighs. “I’ve never been more ready.”
Bridgette takes Trick home the night she breaks up with Pete.
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Suzette is pretty sure Cheyenne is crazy. Maybe even dangerous.
Ruby's ex-girlfriend Cheyenne and Trick's ex-girlfriend Suzette team up to get revenge.
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It’s not that Nicole is a closet case; after all, she did spend her high school cheerleading career surrounded by hot girls in short skirts. She’s just learned it’s easier to let people assume, even when they’re wrong. Most of the time it’s fine.
Or, Nicole confronts her feelings for Ruby, and learns the hard way that there are no secrets in restaurants.
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A collection of drabbles written for their eponymous celebration of our favorite lady freelancer. Inspired by theme set Epsilon.
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Gaud's Grinch x Tony Fix-it Fic by gaudy_writes
Fandoms: How the Grinch Stole Christmas (2000), How the Grinch Stole Christmas! - Dr. Seuss, Kellogg's "Frosted Flakes" Commercials
24 Dec 2022
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Right so this all got started because of that one infamous tumblr post regarding the Grinch and Tony the Tiger's tragic break up: www.reddit.com/r/tumblr/comments/k51rck/so_gaud_is_making_a_tony_the_tigergrinch_fix_fic/
Anyways, I hope the existence of this fic bothers you on a level you struggle to articulate to your loved ones and/or therapist :)
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09 Dec 2025
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Red, Blue, and You by whydidiwritethisomfg
Fandoms: Political RPF - US 21st c., Real Person Fiction
17 Nov 2025
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Donald Trump and Bill Clinton never ruled at the same time, but history doesn’t care about technicalities.
One invite-only golf course, two disgraced statesmen, a handful of dubious “friends” (Putin, Epstein, we’re looking at you), and suddenly the most unexpected political romance of the century begins.
It starts with a bad swing. It ends with a worse idea and some funky tongue-work from Trump.
It's deeply inconvenient for everyone involved—especially Hillary. But Bubba doesn't know how to quit the spray-tanned bozo standing next to him on the fairway.
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18 Nov 2025
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all the dead lie still by JodsTablet
Fandoms: The Locked Tomb Series | Gideon the Ninth Series - Tamsyn Muir
08 Mar 2026
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Gideon would have held her breath and paused if by some miracle she managed to scrape together a do-over. Harrow probably would have, too, just to avoid having to say anything. Lapsed into a comfortable silence again with their fingers entwined the two of them could sit and stare and wait and wait and wait, witness their entire lives stretched elastic before them: St. Samael’s and the horror of the last week-and-a-half fading distantly into the horizon behind.
The stars currently floating above the elevator shaft were bright white and so sugary sweet they hurt Gideon’s teeth. No Southern Cross though— which sucked balls. She couldn’t really turn, either, to see if even a glimpse of it was visible from her second- (more likely third-) to-last resting place.
Okay, fine, pedantics: the place where Gideon Nav was most definitely going to die.
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10 Nov 2025
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A novelization of the entire Lifesteal SMP. Book 1 is complete and Book 2 is being written. Inspired by (but unrelated to) Tell Me a Dream, an Ao3 novelization of the Dream SMP.
Truthfully, I would recommend starting with Book 2. Book 1 isn't bad, but Book 2 is still much better.
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11 Aug 2025
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Closed Loop System by One_of_Them (greenbean_paste)
Fandoms: The Murderbot Diaries - Martha Wells
29 Jun 2025
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Unit Communication Log:
SecUnit Two: Atmospheric conditions optimal.
SecUnit One: ...
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20 Jul 2025