TheSarcasticRed
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Freyr has always lacked skill in romance and flirting. He likes pretty things, but pretty things don't usually like him. He's too awkward, too eager.
This time, it all works out.
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Ulfric was Ulfric, and that meant the world would end before anything good happened to him.
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- Part 1 of We Don't Call It Love
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Ulfric hadn't meant to invite a vampire into his home, for starters. He hadn't meant to fall for said vampire. Or for her to do so in return.
-Do mind the tags. This isn't a story based on canon Skyrim.
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- Part 2 of We Don't Call It Love
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All the different tales starring Ulfric and the ever-present Ylsmerea.
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Bodies Giving Way by hayvocado
Fandoms: Halloween (Movies - Green), Halloween (Movies 1978-2002)
19 Nov 2025
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Nowadays, Haddonfield, Illinois is a normal, quiet place. The people are a little old-school, and it's tough being a working young woman in a town so mild. Your job is pretty much a mirror for its backdrop--gray, normal, and quiet. Well, not so quiet with your grating coworker who has been asking you to go out with him since he started working at the desk next to you, but that's normal to you now, too.
What isn't normal is what happens the week before Halloween. A bus crashes, a town-wide manhunt begins, and this somehow leads to the slasher distribution system depositing the infamous Michael Myers in your backyard. Now he's stalking you, killing people for you, and leaving them as "presents" for you on your porch.
Guess you should have appreciated normal while you had it.
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04 Jan 2026
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Your life is gray, quiet, forgettable - you work an office job you hate and live in an old, tiny apartment you can barely afford in a shitty neighborhood.
Your neighbor, Mr. Riley, is cold, quiet and impossible to read. He helps out a few times - carrying heavy boxes, fixing things - but never sticks around long enough for a thank you that he doesn't even seem to want. Every conversation ends in silence, every interaction feels wrong.
Then his face appears on the news. He's not just unfriendly - he's a wanted fugitive, linked to multiple murders and armed robberies for which he wore a skull mask to hide his identity.
Shaken but relieved he's gone, you try to move on. Until the news breaks that he has escaped.
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04 Jan 2026
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Sick Like Rabies by Lushes
Fandoms: Hannibal (TV), Hannibal Lecter Tetralogy - Thomas Harris
03 Jan 2026
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Adeline likes Will Graham. A quiet man with a soft, closed lip smile, an endearing mop of curls, and dog hair habitually decorating his clothes. She met him as his veterinarian, bumped into him often when he volunteered at the same shelter she did; occasionally had run-ins at the only local grocery store.
He’s nice to animals.
It seems like a small thing, but it’s really not. Vet medicine was infamous for its high suicide rate, and anyone close to the field could see plain as day why. Animal neglect, abuse, vitriol from ignorant clients.
Pleasant, handsome men who doted on their dogs like children were far and few between.
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Everyone has their own skeletons in the closet, and Will Graham discovers what his usual veterinarian's are. A dark interest quickly turns to a darker obsession, and his partner--Hannibal Lecter--isn't known for overlooking peculiar opportunities.
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03 Jan 2026
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You, callsign 'Bumper', had just been pulled out of your unit and reassigned to Task Force 141 on a manhunt for a defector with information wanted by Brass. You're friendly enough, an easy guy to get along with, and frankly in need of some peace and quiet. So, why was your new team acting suspicious enough to make you question them, and why were they trying to rope you into their mess?
Or: male reader forcibly inserted into the 141 polycule, slowburn style ;)
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15 Dec 2025
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It doesn't take long to settle into the rhythm of your new summer job.
Or: the babysitter x single dad au
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Bookmarked by TheSarcasticRed
11 Dec 2025