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    He only realizes he’s doing it when it’s too late to stop.

    He’s standing in the drink aisle of the grocery store, checking the expiration dates on the cans of Coke, mentally cross-checking them with Boston’s away game schedule, and the reality hits him like someone shook one of those cans and popped it open. A snap. A fizz. A mess.

    Shane is making space for Ilya.

     

    (or, lessons in budget-friendly shopping, home decor, and resisting the urge to neatly combine all your situationship’s shit into a drawer in your bedroom because you might be falling in love with him: a seven-ish step guide by shane hollander, who is so, so fucked)

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    13 Feb 2026

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    Shane and Ilya do underwear campaigns individually, and then together.

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    08 Feb 2026

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    Gena: He was wearing a Boston jersey, Chloe. Boston!

    Chloe: Okay?

    Gena: And then to have the audacity to say Ilya Rozanov is a better player than my husband Shane Hollander? Asshole.

    Chloe: You’re married?

    Gena: What? No

    Chloe: But you just said your husband was some guy named Shane?

    Gena: Yeah, my husband Shane Hollander

    Gena: Wait

    Gena: Do you not know who Shane Hollander is?

    Chloe: Should I?

    Gena: YOU LIVE IN MONTREAL

    Gena: YOU WORK AT A SPORTS BAR

    Chloe: Yeah, I work at one, I don’t watch sports.

    or: The events of Heated Rivalry and The Long Game as told through the texts of a Shane Hollander fan.

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    07 Feb 2026

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    TROY:
    Is there such a thing as a player walk out? Like what if we just refused to play our game on Monday?

    Or: The first few days after Shane and Ilya are outed, as told by group chats and social media

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    04 Feb 2026

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    Shane and Ilya's relationship is the best kept secret in all of professional hockey. That is, until an ill-fated Christmas party brings it all crashing down.

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    04 Feb 2026