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Ghost spends the holidays with the MacTavish household.
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Lambert and Lambchop by TheSleepyOne
Fandoms: Wiedźmin | The Witcher - All Media Types, Wiedźmin | The Witcher (Video Game), Wiedźmin | The Witcher Series - Andrzej Sapkowski, The Witcher (TV)
05 Jan 2026
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Lambert gets cold in the winters with the way the wind seems to chase him and the snow seems to bite him. He likes feeling warmth. He likes feeling comfort. Eskel kills these birds with one simple gesture.
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A Teaspoon of Porridge by TheSleepyOne
Fandoms: Wiedźmin | The Witcher - All Media Types, The Witcher (TV), Wiedźmin | The Witcher (Video Game), Wiedźmin | The Witcher Series - Andrzej Sapkowski
20 Oct 2025
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You had always regarded Eskel as a larger man. It was the combination of the witcher mutagens and your somewhat short stature. He was like a bear next to you. And despite his usual politeness around other people, he had no qualms about pointing out the differences between the two of you, much to your dismay. That is until the encounter with the amulet.
Or, “can u write an eskel x short!reader? (established romantic relationship). so eskel always teases the reader for being short, but then he is cursed and shrinks to the height of like two inches or smthn? i thought it would be funny lol and the reader would look after him, but also tease him lmao. could it be a long one shot? if not, it's totally fine! :) i rlly like ur writing!”
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All That I Have by TheSleepyOne
Fandoms: Wiedźmin | The Witcher - All Media Types, The Witcher (TV), Wiedźmin | The Witcher (Video Game), Wiedźmin | The Witcher Series - Andrzej Sapkowski
05 Oct 2025
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Letho has lost so much. Eskel knows his pain. They will not lose each other.
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Cuck's Bloom by TheSleepyOne
Fandoms: Wiedźmin | The Witcher - All Media Types, The Witcher (TV), Wiedźmin | The Witcher (Video Game), Wiedźmin | The Witcher Series - Andrzej Sapkowski
17 Jul 2025
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When Eskel sees the first petal, it's so small he thinks nothing of it. While witchers don’t contract common diseases, it doesn’t prevent them from coughing up a bit of blood every now and again. When more and more continue to fall from his lips, he can’t deny the evidence in his hands. Small, delicate, red-pink petals that could blow away in the breeze with a single breath. So little that when he goes to collect them onto his handkerchief, he has to time his movements with his slowing heartbeat so as to not damage them further. Eskel knows his love will never be requited but he can have this part of Lambert.
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A Rogue Through Time by TheSleepyOne
Fandoms: Wiedźmin | The Witcher - All Media Types, The Witcher (TV), Wiedźmin | The Witcher (Video Game), Wiedźmin | The Witcher Series - Andrzej Sapkowski
10 Jul 2025
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You had entered this profession out of necessity but it has served you well throughout the years. The wealth you have amassed, the faces you have met along the way, these were the things that made up a good life.
Or, “Geralt, Ciri, Yennefer, and Truss react to reader being a rogue. Rogues devote as much effort to mastering the use of a variety of skills as they do to perfecting their combat abilities, giving them a broad expertise that few other characters can match. Many rogues focus on stealth and deception, while others refine the skills that help them in a dungeon environment, such as climbing, finding and disarming traps, and opening locks.When it comes to combat, rogues prioritize still over brute strength. A rogue would rather make one precise strike, placing it exactly where the attack will hurt the target most, than wear an opponent down with a barrage of attacks. Rogues have an almost supernatural knack for avoiding danger, and a few learn magical tricks to supplement their other abilities. Some rogues are known to be thieves or assassins.”
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- English
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- 1,516
- Chapters:
- 1/1
- Kudos:
- 2
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Spring Lovelies by TheSleepyOne
Fandoms: Wiedźmin | The Witcher - All Media Types, Wiedźmin | The Witcher (Video Game), Wiedźmin | The Witcher Series - Andrzej Sapkowski
27 Feb 2025
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With spring just around the corner, Eskel takes you to welcome the new arrival.
Or, Lil’ Bleater has even an littler bleater.
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In The Cold Winter's Keep by TheSleepyOne
Fandoms: Wiedźmin | The Witcher - All Media Types, The Witcher (TV), Wiedźmin | The Witcher (Video Game), Wiedźmin | The Witcher Series - Andrzej Sapkowski
10 Feb 2025
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With the winters so difficult in the Keep, it's hard to stay warm. Luckily, you have two witchers to help you fix that problem.
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Hot Springs and Cold Drinks by TheSleepyOne
Fandoms: Kuroko no Basuke | Kuroko's Basketball
29 Nov 2024
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Kagami isn’t a fan of the way Aomine looks at Kuroko.
Aka a rewrite of the onsen episode.
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The Sniffling Tiger by TheSleepyOne
Fandoms: Sherlock (TV), Sherlock Holmes & Related Fandoms, Sherlock Holmes - Arthur Conan Doyle
19 Aug 2023
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Sebastian is taken by the Virgin and his Soldier. All that he can hope for is a swift death before Jim finds out that he’s gone.
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“Sherlock: Where’s your owner.
Sebastian: I aint’ tell you SHI—wait what you call him?
Sherlock: *to john* After all the blows to the head he must be losing his hearing… Your OWNER, Colonel where is he?
Sebastian: Oh fuck you virgin, I heard what you said. But he’s my Boss not my owner.
John: Tell that to the GPS microchip in your neck.”
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Bun(s) In The Oven by TheSleepyOne
Fandoms: Wiedźmin | The Witcher - All Media Types, The Witcher (TV), Wiedźmin | The Witcher (Video Game), Wiedźmin | The Witcher Series - Andrzej Sapkowski
05 Aug 2023
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You were supposed to have nine months to prepare. You were counting on those nine months. You were not a procrastinator by any means, but with something as important as having a baby you were going to make good use of all the available time to prepare for the arrival of your new baby. Nine months. Not six.
Or, “Could you write something for eskel when his significant other is in labour. I don’t know if he’d be chill and prepared or in total panic mode. Either wait I’d like to read it 😂"
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Tell Me What The Night Smells Like by TheSleepyOne
Fandoms: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling
26 Jul 2023
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Harry couldn’t fall asleep that night. There was this nagging feeling in his chest as if he was anticipating something and had forgotten what it was. It was a dreadful feeling, this weight inside of him.
Draco decides that perhaps the chosen one simply needs something to take his mind off of things.
Or, “could you do a Jedtavius fic or maybe drarry if you have time? 🙃”
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Break My Heart, Why Don't You? by TheSleepyOne
Fandoms: Wiedźmin | The Witcher - All Media Types, The Witcher (TV), Wiedźmin | The Witcher (Video Game), Wiedźmin | The Witcher Series - Andrzej Sapkowski
07 Jul 2023
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An alternate version of Jaskier’s and Geralt’s reunion because what the hell was that???
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Rapunzel, Rapunzel, You Need A Haircut by TheSleepyOne
Fandoms: Wiedźmin | The Witcher - All Media Types, The Witcher (TV), Wiedźmin | The Witcher (Video Game), Wiedźmin | The Witcher Series - Andrzej Sapkowski
06 Jun 2023
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In a world where one lifetime can be a brief moment for another, you mark the passage of time by the reaction of those who see your hair.
Or, “Geralt, Ciri, Yennefer, and Keira react to reader who has really long hair that's close to their butt.”
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Held Tightly, The Fire Burns by TheSleepyOne
Fandoms: Wiedźmin | The Witcher - All Media Types, The Witcher (TV), Wiedźmin | The Witcher (Video Game), Wiedźmin | The Witcher Series - Andrzej Sapkowski
29 Apr 2023
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You were not nervous. It wasn’t like it was your first time or anything. You knew that Eskel had more experience than you but he wasn’t going to make fun of you…right? You don’t know what you’re doing. Why did you even agree to this? (Cause you love him and have been thinking about him shirtless since you first met him.) It’s fine. Everything is fine. You won’t fuck up and ruin everything.
Or, “idk if you do anything nsfw so feel free to ignore but if you do!! would you consider writing something eskel x reader (either netflix or book i love them both) where its the reader's first time? idk i just feel like he'd be so kind and patient (//ω//) have a nice day! <3
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It's Raining Witchers by TheSleepyOne
Fandoms: Wiedźmin | The Witcher - All Media Types, The Witcher (TV), Wiedźmin | The Witcher (Video Game), Wiedźmin | The Witcher Series - Andrzej Sapkowski
17 Mar 2023
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You weren’t showing off when you scaled up on top of buildings through your own wit and muscles. It was a necessity you had learned early on in life. Most people just found it unusual. Geralt and Ciri were not most people.
Or, “Geralt and Ciri's reaction to reader who knows how to parkour.”
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Flapjacks 'n Pancakes by TheSleepyOne
Fandoms: Wiedźmin | The Witcher - All Media Types, The Witcher (TV), Wiedźmin | The Witcher (Video Game), Wiedźmin | The Witcher Series - Andrzej Sapkowski
08 Mar 2023
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The continent is infested with monsters and there is only one sort of person able to kill those beasts, witchers. Usually they're not four feet and ten inches tall, but we can't all be winners.
Or, "Platonic, Geralt, Ciri, Yennefer and Triss: Geralt, Ciri, Yennefer, and Triss react to reader being short as their height is between 4'10 and 5'1. They are very capable of defending themselves as you shouldn't underestimate someone's size. Reader has a platonic relationship with them."
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- English
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- 1,313
- Chapters:
- 1/1
- Kudos:
- 9
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The Picture of Lambert the Witcher by TheSleepyOne
Fandoms: Wiedźmin | The Witcher - All Media Types, The Witcher (TV), Wiedźmin | The Witcher (Video Game), Wiedźmin | The Witcher Series - Andrzej Sapkowski
07 Mar 2023
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Eskel purchases himself a leather bound sketch book and fills it with pages and pages of the things he loves. He has far too many pages of just Lambert.
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Stiles gets back to Beacon Hills after the events that lead to Allison being brought back from the literal dead. Let’s just say he’s a little confused and a little bit angry.
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- Part 2 of I Missed You. (I’ll Make It Up To You)
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Stiles comes back from his business trip.
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- Part 1 of I Missed You. (I’ll Make It Up To You)