TheWholeLemon
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Knit Wits by monbons, TheWholeLemon for RimesWithPurple
Fandoms: Carry On | Simon Snow Series - Rainbow Rowell
03 Feb 2026
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When Baz picks up a birthday present for Mordelia at Knit Wits, his local specialty yarn shop, he ends up picking up much more than he bargained for.
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Soap Operetta by TheWholeLemon for martsonmars
Fandoms: Carry On | Simon Snow Series - Rainbow Rowell
26 Oct 2025
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Operetta is a form of theatre and a genre of light opera....It is lighter than opera in terms of its music, orchestral size, and length of the work. Apart from its shorter length, the operetta is usually of a light and amusing character. The subject matter may portray "lovers' spats, mistaken identities, sudden reversals of fortune, and glittering parties." It sometimes also includes satirical commentaries.
In other words, Simon goes to work at Now Next Industries.
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The Dialectic of Strength and Pleasure Throughout the Ages: Why You Should Have Sex With Me Without Your Cage On by TheWholeLemon for facewithoutheart
Fandoms: The Mars House - Natasha Pulley
07 Oct 2025
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The first time Gale suggested it, January was immediately opposed—his exact words were, “No way in hell.” But Gale’s nothing if not persistent.
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Six of One, Half a Dozen of the Other by TheWholeLemon
Fandoms: Carry On | Simon Snow Series - Rainbow Rowell
08 Sep 2025
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Or, Six Times Simon Said "Hey," and One Time He Didn't
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When That Light Hits the Sky by TheWholeLemon
Fandoms: Carry On | Simon Snow Series - Rainbow Rowell
13 Aug 2025
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Simon’s in his thirties and suddenly unemployed. His old job had its downsides, but he felt useful, full of purpose—and he didn’t have to worry about pesky things like making more than one friend, or minding his personal safety, or even picking out his own clothes (the uniform might have been the best part). Now he’s adrift, and he can’t even talk about it—revealing even an ex-Batman’s secret identity comes with some pretty hefty penalties, after all. But that shouldn’t be a problem—who’s he gonna tell, anyway?
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vroom vroom-verse by cutestkillastrations (cutekilla), facewithoutheart, TheWholeLemon
Fandom Carry On Series - Rainbow Rowell, Carry On | Simon Snow Series - Rainbow Rowell, Simon Snow & Related Fandoms
08 Oct 2024
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[Podfic] Your Love Writ Large Across Your Face by lark_ral for facewithoutheart
Fandoms: Carry On | Simon Snow Series - Rainbow Rowell
05 Dec 2025
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Simon likes Baz with a moustache, even when he doesn’t want to.
(Extremely convincing art included)- Language:
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Bookmarked by TheWholeLemon
05 Dec 2025
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We say “I do” and put rings on each other’s fingers, kiss in front of all our family and dearest friends, and then we’re married.
Followed by the next 11 months :P
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Bookmarked by TheWholeLemon
26 Nov 2025
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First year of marriage snippets and they’re so precious about it.
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The Truth of the Matter by crescendohh for brandnewbeepbeep
Fandoms: Carry On | Simon Snow Series - Rainbow Rowell
05 Nov 2025
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Snow is watching me. I can see him reflected in the mirror on the door of my wardrobe. It shouldn’t be anything new. He’s always watching me. He’s been watching me for seven years, waiting for me to make a mistake, for my fangs to slip, for me to prove all his theories true.
But this is different.
It’s wretched and it’s awful and it’s infuriating and it’s everything I’ve ever wanted.
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Simon is struck by a mysterious spell, which seems to have caused him to fall desperately in love with Baz. Penny is determined, Agatha is unbothered, and poor Baz is tortured.
A gift for brandnewbeepbeep for CO 10 year anniversary exchange!
Bookmarked by TheWholeLemon
10 Nov 2025
Bookmarker's Notes
getting together + baz tortured by simon being infatuated with him + penny being ridiculous. adorable.
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Like a Punch to the Face by facewithoutheart
Fandoms: Carry On Series - Rainbow Rowell, Simon Snow & Related Fandoms
10 Sep 2022
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The one where Simon sees Baz dancing in a club and rethinks everything he's ever known about attraction. Also the one where Simon gets punched in the face on his birthday and it ends up being the best night of his life.
Bookmarked by TheWholeLemon
02 Nov 2025
Bookmarker's Notes
simon/pseudo-simon takes a punch for baz (they were ROOMMATES!)
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Straight to Video by cutekilla for TheWholeLemon
Fandoms: Carry On | Simon Snow Series - Rainbow Rowell
30 Oct 2025
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“Those things will kill you,” Baz growled after him, but the door had already closed. Not that it mattered, since what Baz really meant was “I’ll kill you” and Dev certainly knew that already given the particular video shop patron he’d just dumped in Baz’s lap. The one and only (unfairly attractive) customer Baz had demanded he never be made to serve at all.
Not because this customer was a heathen who never rewound, or a meathead who only rented terrible movies, though Baz was nearly certain after several weeks of careful monitoring that he was both of these things. The actual problem was the way this boy’s broad shoulders looked in the uniform (a slightly too small white dress shirt with a green bowtie) he wore to his job working at the Safeway down at the other end of the Watford Retail Park. Maybe his adorable freckles were part of it, too. And that little hollow right above his shirt collar where his jaw met his throat. And the way his arse looked in his cheap polyester work trousers. And—
Okay no, actually, the problem was that Baz was completely gay.
Bookmarked by TheWholeLemon
31 Oct 2025
Bookmarker's Notes
90s historical au featuring obsolete media, obscure references, inept flirting, and the sexiest, most adorable sad/angry boys. i could not possible rec this fic more.