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Why Wizards and Sorcerers Cannot Be Left Unsupervised by Thealien
Fandoms: Baldur's Gate (Video Games)
17 Dec 2025
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The party investigates a well for reasons Astarion cannot even begin to fathom and, naturally, Tavlyn winds up doing something stupid.
Gale refuses to accept any fault whatsoever.
set in Act I, after the goblins
Content warnings: sex pollen, a trans man receives vaginal sex
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- Part 9 of Tavlyn Goldwall
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Tavlyn gives Astarion a present. Astarion is Astarion about it.
Content warnings: off-hand references to Astarion's past
playing a bit fast and loose with the DND magic system
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- Part 8 of Tavlyn Goldwall
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A Bear, a Vampire, and an Idiot Go To a Party by Thealien
Fandoms: Baldur's Gate (Video Games)
10 Dec 2025
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Halsin is rescued and the tieflings throw a party and we all know what happens at parties.
Content warnings: alcohol
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- Part 6 of Tavlyn Goldwall
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Tavlyn lets Lae'zal lead the party to the githyanki creche and everything promptly goes to shit. Astarion has to pick up the mess.
Alternative title: Astarion stays at camp ONE TIME and y'all nearly TPK
Set in Act I, post-goblins.
Content warnings: none apply, other than a blatant disregard of DND's magic system
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- Part 7 of Tavlyn Goldwall
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The plan goes off without a hitch: Tavlyn keeps Astarion safe in battle at his own expense. Exactly how Astarion wants him to.
Astarion has some feelings about it.
Set in Act I.
Content warnings: non-graphic description of injuries
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- Part 4 of Tavlyn Goldwall
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This is the adventures of Tavlyn Goldwall, a mixed-elf (one quarter moon elf, three quarters wood elf) Wild Magic sorcerer who is VERY excited to be DOING THINGS, OUTSIDE, with LITTLE TO NO supervision.
Featuring Astarion/Tav, later Halsin/Tav, and even later Astarion/Halsin/Tav.
Content warnings: Astarion's backstory, child abuse, self-harm and self-mutilation, scars, intentional neglect, abandonment, slavery, mind-control. Will add as needed.
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Astarion's eyes go all glassy as you pet down his ribs to his belly, then drag back up again. He really likes heavy-handed petting, you discovered a few nights ago. Perhaps it's because he's naturally cold, but you have a sneaking suspicion that he likes feeling cherished.
You graze his sides with your fingertips, and he giggles, hand pausing its movement on his cock, and you consider not doing it again. But you did like that giggle. He's makes very sweet sounds when he's happy, so you drag your fingertips up his ribs to hear more of them.
For your efforts, you get a full-body shiver and a happy little whine. And you think to yourself, oh, this is going to be fun.
You come back to camp after a long day of tromping through the mountains and find Astarion in your tent.
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12 Feb 2026
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Tav pulls Astarion's face into the crook of his neck and there, the vampire inhales faster than he can get the breaths in. The smell; blood below the skin and sweat sat on top of it. His tongue is out before he realizes, lapping over the area, dragging up any taste he can get.
Tav’s other hand presses into the small of his back, arching Astarion into him, making him whine at the feeling of the cock shifting inside him, until Astarion’s chest is flush against Tav’s.
“Feed.”
When the Shadow-Cursed lands lack suitable prey, Astarion distracts himself from the hunger with sex until he can’t anymore.
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28 Jan 2026
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Astarion has successfully seduced the party's leader, and the two sneak off together after defending the Emerald Grove. Astarion doesn't know what to expect from this large tiefling with strange violence inside him, but the last thing he thought of was that the man would be gentle. Will this spoil Astarion's best laid plans?
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- Part 1 of Roses and Thorns
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28 Jan 2026
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Astarion still leans over you, his posture lithe, lazy, relaxed. But there’s a slight rigidness to him that indicates impatience. It’s strange, you think to yourself, that even after 200 years of practice he still can’t hide his thirst. Underneath that easy smile and perfect poise, there it lies, an aching cavity in the pit of his stomach that can never be truly filled.
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You spend the night after freeing your lovely, but extremely vulnerable tiefling compatriots, perched over the Last Light Inn bar. But while you may be able to satiate your hunger with a mug of mead and bowl of stew, your companion, Astarion, can not. So you offer your neck as a favor to your favorite porcelain skinned elf. That's just what friends do, right?Bookmarked by Thealien
22 Jan 2026
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Astarion and Tav find themselves trapped in a small, enclosed cave, covered in a curious mushroom.
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10 Jan 2026