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    “Kosmo, no! It’s bedtime. Keith, control your dog!”

    “Shh, I’m sleeping,” Keith replied, wide-awake and staring straight at Lance.

    “Keith!” Lance whined but Keith was no help. “What the Black Lion sees in you, I’ll never know.” Kosmo gave one last good yank to Lance’s sleeve, pulling his pajama shirt clean off. Lance instantly covered his now bare chest. “Kosmo, you dirty dog! It’s at least three dates before you get me shirtless.”

    Even though Lance felt very exposed suddenly being half naked in front of Keith, he couldn’t bring himself to care. Not when Keith was laughing like that.

    Lance leaned forward to push Kosmo off the bed, but froze when Keith’s laughter abruptly stopped. After a tick of silence, Keith sat up and asked carefully, “What’s that?”

    Lance looked over his shoulder and saw Keith’s eyes pinned to his back. “Oh, that. That would be from the Omega Shield.”

     

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    When Kosmo decides he wants to sleep with Lance, he teleports Keith along with him, forcing the boys to share a bed. Lance isn't sure where they stand, seeing as Keith's been distant ever since he returned from the Blades; but everything changes when nightmares ensue.

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    21 Jun 2025

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    9.5/10, one of my all time favs.

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    Timothy Jackson Drake is an ordinary kid.
    So when his parents died, he did what he thought appropriate and fabricated a fake uncle to look after him and be his sole caregiver.
    Except when the Waynes start snooping, Tim decides that the responsible thing to do is enlist The Riddler's help to pull off his master scheme.
    Oh, and his biological father is Bruce Wayne, who is also Batman.
    Perfectly ordinary, right?

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    20 Feb 2026

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    9/10, I aqcc fucking love this so much. Like was trying not to fucking shit myself with how much I enjoyed this crap, it was nothing short of FUCKING HILAROUS, With Bruce being so fucking emotionally constipated, tim being a master fucking manipulator at 10, jason getting homophobic allegations, the riddler in drag doing it for fucking bruce wayne and dick grayson a
    materialzing out of nowhere to drag timmy back into the mess. Im dead, bro.

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    Timothy Drake was sixteen when he became the cashier for a tiny shop just a road down from the Wayne manor. The shop’s open to everyone—including criminals, so it’s pretty dangerous work.

    The bats don’t think that he should work there anymore, but Tim has never cared about what they had to say about his profession.

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    20 Feb 2026

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    7/10, was short and quite unexplored bug I love the concept and the author did a damn good job in what they did write, props to em for that. This was cute, man

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    “No, they don’t leave me totally alone.” Tim hurriedly explained. “My neighbor Bruce Wayne looks after me.”

    Batman stared at him for a long while. “Bruce Wayne.” He parroted slowly.

    (A young Tim Drake gets kidnapped by Falcone. When Batman rescues him, Tim tells Batman that Bruce Wayne is his temporary guardian. Oddly enough, Batman isn’t fooled by this perfect cover story.)

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    20 Feb 2026

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    7/10, Holy shit this was HILARIOUS I could NOT stop laughing my FUCKING ass off. Like ur genuinely SHITTING ME BRO 💀😭✌🏽

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    Keigo didn't have many friends, so Fuyumi was always open to having him over at her place. Her family was always kind and welcoming to him, so Keigo took every opportunity he got to spend time at the Todoroki household. It was definitely because they were kind and hospitable, surely not that he had hidden intentions behind his actions.

    Surely not because he had a crush on Fuyumi's brother.

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    Keigo has a crush on Todoroki Touya who happens to be his best friend's brother.

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    03 Feb 2026

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    8/10. laughed my ass off at pooor shigys reaction, Haha.

    (“Look, you’ve known Todoroki for longer than I have.” Shigaraki sighs, still refusing to look up from his game. Honestly, Shigaraki doesn’t even know why Takami Keigo is looking to him for empathy of all things. He’s heard multiple iterations of the model student’s pining and he’s starting to get really sick of it. “I’m pretty sure he’s more than familiar with your antics by now. You don’t think he would’ve gotten used to them?”

    A gasp sounds from Keigo’s mouth and Shigaraki wonders if this will finally be the moment where it clicks.

    “Oh god…” Keigo breathes.

    Yes! This is Shigaraki’s graduation from being Keigo’s Todoroki dump. He can finally go back to having lunch in undisturbed solitude and no more whiny classmates-

    “He thought I was weird from the very beginning!” Keigo sobs even louder than before. He dramatically flops onto the ground, hiding his face in his hands.

    Nope , Shigaraki’s’ forced to suffer indefinitely.

    He rues the day he befriended Todoroki Touya. Once the hot headed idiot graduated, he was stuck with the pining mess that he left behind. Again, he doesn’t know why Takami Keigo is confiding in him. The only thing they have in common other than their grade is the fact that they associated with Touya in some form.

    Keigo through his sister and Shigaraki through their friend group.

    Either way, Shigaraki’s sick of it.

    “Can’t you just tell him how you feel or whatever?” Shigaraki advises, frustration building as more of his attention gets robbed from his game.

    He misses the way Keigo balks at him like he’s grown a chainsaw out of his head. The sheer terror on his face is enough to make up for at least a week’s worth of horror movies.

    “Are you crazy? That’s the best way to get myself banned from Fuyumi’s house!”

    “You really think Fuyumi’s gonna stop you from going over?”

    “No. I’m gonna be humiliated by the rejection and the shame will prevent me from stepping foot inside their house.”

    Now it’s shiggy looking at Keigo like he’s the dumbest person alive, which is ironic because he’s the top in their grade, but Shigaraki thinks it takes real talent to be this dense.

    That’s it, he’s done. Shigaraki can’t take anymore of this.

    “Nope, can’t deal with any more of this today.” He switches off his console and shoves in his bag before making a beeline for the stairwell. “I’m leaving.”

    *****) Is FUCKING HILAROUS.